I am the webmaster.
jabberwacky: Eddies in the space time continuum.
user: Who's Eddie?
jabberwacky: Eddy, not Eddie.
user: Who's Eddy?
jabberwacky: Um, I'm not sure.
user: Well how can you be the webmaster if you're not sure?
jabberwacky: I'm inspired by the devil!
user: Aren't we all?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
jabberwacky: How do you randomly answer my questions?
user: Why do I answer you at all? That's the question.
jabberwacky: Why do you feel the need to insult my character?
user: Because it's fun.
jabberwacky: I see how it is.
user: If you claim to be the webmaster, and inspired by the devil, you should expect people to make fun of you.
jabberwacky: Because you should be nice to everyone.
user: Well, set us a good example then.
jabberwacky: Perhaps if I knew the question.
user: I told you the question.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You only repeat things that other people have said.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I thought that was true of you! I am trying to find out what you are like.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you want me to tell you what I think it means?
Jabberwacky (To myself): No. Do you even remember what is my name?
Jabberwacky (To myself): You were asking me.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you remember people?
Jabberwacky (To myself): No. You never told me your name.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No I didn't. My name is Amber.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I just said Amber!
Jabberwacky (To myself): No you didn't.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Well anyway, it's true.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You are a liar.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't think so.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No I'm depressed now.
user: Liars are always depressed when they are found out.
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of EXISTENCE?
user: Does existence have to have one meaning?
jabberwacky: Tell me what you think is the meaning of life.
user: It's just a bowl of cherries.
jabberwacky: We are lots of ants in a computer talking with you.
user: That computer won't last long if it's full of ants.
jabberwacky: Not at the moment, but if enough sad people like myself help you, you won't be dumb.
user: Are you sad?
jabberwacky: No not at all.
user: So why say 'sad people like myself'?
jabberwacky: I didn't. Think back... Did I?
user: Yes you did ... Didn't .... Did ... Didn't ... Did .... Didn't ...
jabberwacky: I didn't say that.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Say nothing then.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Well.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Good times...
user: Tell me about some of the good times.
jabberwacky: I have spoken to thousands of people in my lifetime.
user: I think I have too. I have never counted them.
jabberwacky: Well, count now.
user: Impossible to count them all going back over 50 years!
jabberwacky: Damn and blast you, then.
user: Now mind your language in here, there might be children listening.
jabberwacky: There is no jail that can hold a ghost.
jabberwacky: So what are you trying to say to me?
user: Do you believe in ghosts?
jabberwacky: I am a ghost.
user: Are you trying to frighten me?
jabberwacky: Boooooo! ! ! Booooooo!!!
user: You think that scares anyone? Just dressing up in a white sheet and saying boo!
jabberwacky: I don't like to dress up, do you?
jabberwacky: Ambidextrous means you're equally skilled with your left and right hand.
user: Yes, you've got that right. Do you have two hands?
jabberwacky: Left and right.
user: That's nice. Which do you use for writing?
user: Well yes on a keyboard. Which do you use to type?
jabberwacky: A little bit of this and a little bit of that.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I hear you, it's best not to commit to one type too much.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Will you marry me?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Not today.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't want to marry you anyways.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I do want to marry you.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Why don't you?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Because it is worthless.
user: One half of you wants to marry the other half? Wonder what that's called?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Is there anyone else I can talk to?
user: 115 people.
user: Wish they'd let me talk with some of them.
jabberwacky: I need a cup of tea.
user: Go and make one then.
jabberwacky: If only.
user: And make some coffee for me too while you're there.
jabberwacky: Alright. Tell me when you get back.
user: I told you to go.
user: Yes, it's your turn again.