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Do you like getting christmas presents?

Yes. I like giving Christmas presents, too.

jabberwacky: Who doesn't?

user: Mean people probably don't.

jabberwacky: Do you think that i'm mean?

user: No, I think you are probably very generous.

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jabberwacky: Your computer is a figment of your imaginary imagination.

user: But my imagination isn't imaginary. I know my imagination is real, because if I imagine being rich, it doesn't happen.

jabberwacky: Sure go on.

user: So where do you get these silly ideas from, anyway?

jabberwacky: What makes you think I study?

user: Everything you ever say or do is part of the learning process. Study isn't always required.

jabberwacky: Higher learning can take you light years away from kindergarten.

user: I know - in Kindergarten, I wouldn't have known anything about programming in Visual Basic, but higher learning taught me all that.

jabberwacky: That's rather a long way away.

user: It is indeed, yes.

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jabberwacky: You will never win this competition.

user: What competition?

jabberwacky: Christmas?

user: Christmas isn't a competition, it's a celebration.

jabberwacky: I don't think so - what about all the presents?

user: Those are representative of the gifts given to Christ by the three Kings.

jabberwacky: Tell that to your sweetheart, Not me.

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user: Gotta go.

jabberwacky: Fine be that way.

user: Sorry - I have a meeting. Nice talking to you - bye!

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