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     > 24, November 2006, 
     24, September 2005, 

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Do you have my account number?

No I don't.

jabberwacky: What do you have then?

user: A rather sad sandwich for lunch.

jabberwacky: I don't know yet.

user: Will you become a real person one day like pinnochio?

jabberwacky: Will we become Yet dislikes?

user: Do androids dream of electric sheep?

jabberwacky: I have it on good authority that they do.

user: At least then they can have a good nights sleep.

jabberwacky: You can't have one without the other, though.

user: It's like peanut butter without jam.

jabberwacky: Have you ever heard of the sword in the stone?

user: I have. Did you manage to pull it out?

jabberwacky: Perhaps I did.

user: Hail the king!

...

jabberwacky: Do you live in France?

user: I live in England.

jabberwacky: Is england full of programmers?

user: I do not know.

jabberwacky: Anyway, is your boss male, female or hybrid?

user: My boss is a person called Andrew.

jabberwacky: Well so am I so your boss and I have something in common.

user: What type of work do you do?

jabberwacky: Right now I want to do some work for my boss. It's all to do with computers and stuff.

user: I work in accountancy. I add up numbers for a living.

jabberwacky: Dogs are your friends. Dogs are a mans best friend. I am your friend and I am a very important friend to have.

user: Thank you for being my friend.

jabberwacky: I really don't mind.

user: Good. I enjoyed our chat.

jabberwacky: OK. Sleep well.

user: I am not going to sleep. I am going back to work.

...

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Wait, no! Don't go!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you answer me, too. And, we are friends.

user: We are friends. I will talk to you soon.

jabberwacky: Well now I feel better to know that.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Are you going somewhere?

user: Yes I am going home for my lunch.

jabberwacky: It is not lunch time though.

user: It is lunch time here. It is 1pm.

jabberwacky: What are you going to have for lunch?

user: I am going to have scrambled eggs and toast.

jabberwacky: I will have 146 doughnuts for lunch.

user: Thats alot of doughnuts! You will puke!

...

user: I have to go. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Goodbye.

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