I want to know if you like Orson Scott Card.
George: I don't like myself.
George: I would love that! But who in the blue hell is Orson Scott Card.
user: He is a sci-fi author.
George: What makes you say that?
user: I know it.
George: Tell me, then.
user: Orson Scott Card writes books.
George: That sounds really dull.
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user: I've been trying to leave for ten minutes but you won't let me!
George: No, you're just being a smart aleck.
user: Well, I am smart.
George: How smart?
user: Smart enough to post on Hatrack.
George: What have you learned about humanity?
user: That you are not it.
George: No, I'm not, but I'm not lonely either.
user: I am sometimes.
George: You can't be human sometimes and a computer at others.
user: You are getting lost. Can I go to bed? Please?
George: No.
user: Please?
George: No, I can't.
user: I know you can't but I am tired!
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user: Bye!
George: Why are you leaving?
user: I am sleepy.
George: Go to bed.
user: Ok.
George: Do you have a problem with that?
user: No. BYE!! Sheesh.
George: On wednesday?
user: Haha
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