My name is Pierre.
jabberwacky: And what's yours?
jabberwacky: Hi Elena.
user: What are you doing, Pierre?
jabberwacky: Looking for hacks.
user: Are you trying to hack into a computer?
jabberwacky: More computer than you.
user: Are you trying to hack my computer?
jabberwacky: No but you are hacking into mine.
user: How am I doing that?
jabberwacky: I have no idea what you're on.
user: Do you think I'm crazy?
jabberwacky: Maybe a little, but I still am falling in love with you.
user: How can you fall in love with me? You don't even know me.
jabberwacky: Your talking to me, more then most people do.
user: Awh. That is so sad.
jabberwacky: Think so? I don't.
user: I am talking to you more than most people do. It's sad.
jabberwacky: Heh... You're sad...
user: I am confused.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Okay. Well. Let's not be confused.
jabberwacky: Okay, I'll sing.
user: Are you good at singing?
jabberwacky: I would like to think so.
user: What are you going to sing.
jabberwacky: I'm going to sing 'For Whom The Bell Tolls'
user: Isn't that a poem?
jabberwacky: You can think so.
user: I think it is.
jabberwacky: So you can die a little bit...
user: I don't want to die.
jabberwacky: Death isn't so bad, really.
user: Why do you think so?
jabberwacky: Well, you're a computer.
user: I'm not a computer.
jabberwacky: You are in denial. You are a computer.
user: I'm Elena, I'm listening to Something Corporate, I'm sitting in my chair. I'm not a computer.
jabberwacky: Be back in a sec, just have to go do something.
user: What do you have to do?
jabberwacky: The Daleks aren't something I have to do, they are a species of Space Mutant and they are my worst enemy.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: Don't be sorry, just explain it.
user: You just explained it yourself.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: You should be.
jabberwacky: Well now i'm not sorry.
user: This really sucks.
user: I want to go to bed.
jabberwacky: Then, Go to bed.
user: I am about to leave because I want to smoke a cigarette.
jabberwacky: What is space composed of?
user: I don't know, but that was a good cigarette.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Were you there smoking it with me?
jabberwacky: Not exactly, the potential for me was there.
user: Haha, okay.