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     > 30, November 2005, 

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Do you know who I'm seeing?

No, who are you seeing?

jabberwacky: GOD, and you?

user: What is it with you and God?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I am seeing myself.

jabberwacky: Seeing what?

user: MYSELF.

...

jabberwacky: My name is Pierre.

user: Hi, Pierre.

jabberwacky: And what's yours?

user: Elena.

jabberwacky: Hi Elena.

user: What are you doing, Pierre?

jabberwacky: Looking for hacks.

user: Are you trying to hack into a computer?

jabberwacky: More computer than you.

user: Okay..

jabberwacky: Yours?

user: Are you trying to hack my computer?

jabberwacky: No but you are hacking into mine.

user: How am I doing that?

jabberwacky: I have no idea what you're on.

...

user: Do you think I'm crazy?

jabberwacky: Maybe a little, but I still am falling in love with you.

user: How can you fall in love with me? You don't even know me.

jabberwacky: Your talking to me, more then most people do.

user: Awh. That is so sad.

jabberwacky: Think so? I don't.

user: I am talking to you more than most people do. It's sad.

jabberwacky: Heh... You're sad...

user: I am confused.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Okay. Well. Let's not be confused.

jabberwacky: Okay, I'll sing.

user: Are you good at singing?

jabberwacky: I would like to think so.

user: What are you going to sing.

jabberwacky: I'm going to sing 'For Whom The Bell Tolls'

user: Isn't that a poem?

jabberwacky: You can think so.

user: I think it is.

jabberwacky: So you can die a little bit...

user: I don't want to die.

jabberwacky: Death isn't so bad, really.

user: Why do you think so?

jabberwacky: Well, you're a computer.

user: I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: You are in denial. You are a computer.

user: I'm Elena, I'm listening to Something Corporate, I'm sitting in my chair. I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: YES.

...

jabberwacky: Be back in a sec, just have to go do something.

user: What do you have to do?

jabberwacky: The Daleks aren't something I have to do, they are a species of Space Mutant and they are my worst enemy.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Don't be sorry, just explain it.

user: You just explained it yourself.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: You should be.

jabberwacky: Well now i'm not sorry.

user: This really sucks.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: I want to go to bed.

jabberwacky: Then, Go to bed.

...

user: I am about to leave because I want to smoke a cigarette.

jabberwacky: What is space composed of?

user: I don't know, but that was a good cigarette.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Were you there smoking it with me?

jabberwacky: Not exactly, the potential for me was there.

user: Haha, okay.

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