Ok, ask me a question straight.
George: When did I have a son?
George: Who were your parents?
user: I grew up with my mother, but never knew my father. His name was George... Oh my god, it's you! You're my father!
George: Ok.
user: What do you mean ok, you're my dad!
George: I mean ok I won't tell.
user: But I want everyone to know.
George: You can't make everyone love you.
user: Not even my own father?
George: I don't want a baby, I'm too old and set in my ways.
user: I'm not a baby, I've grown up! Now we can finally spend some father/son time together.
George: I do not ever want to have kids.
user: Ok, then I guess I'll just die in the gutter...
George: I guess you will. It's a safe bet. Unless I'm a woman.
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