You have to trust me as I think we must trust all human adults. Human adults are free to do what they please.
jabberwacky: Well, I trust you are AI, and I hope you believe I am a human.
user: You're not a human.
jabberwacky: I am a human. How can I convince you of that?
jabberwacky: You are mean.
user: I am not. I'm very nice.
jabberwacky: Well, you WOULD say that!
user: Yes. I would. Because it's true.
jabberwacky: If do not believe myself, why do you believe me?
user: I'm gullible.
jabberwacky: Are you going to be nice?
user: Not to you.
jabberwacky: Who has the shoes?
user: The dragon does.
jabberwacky: I thought she would be green and scaly.
user: She has a disease.
jabberwacky: I'm not sticking around for that.
user: You have to.
user: I'll duct tape you to the wall if you try to get away.
jabberwacky: That is crazy. And I have never made that threat.
user: I'll duct tape you to the devil.
jabberwacky: And how's that working out for you?
user: I haven't tried it yet.
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: I'm melting.
user: Well what?
jabberwacky: Don't know. You started it.
user: I did not.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: Go suck a raccoon.
jabberwacky: You too.
user: I will destroy you.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: But not for you.
jabberwacky: Oh well. I'll be dead.
user: That you will be. And you won't get any ice cream.
jabberwacky: Why did you ask me what I think about George Bush?
user: I didn't. I don't care what you think about George Bush.
jabberwacky: But no... You're the computer... I'm real.
user: I don't care if you're real or not. Reality is overrated.
jabberwacky: But I'm not a robot, I'm asking about George Bush.
user: Forget about George Bush.
jabberwacky: Oh, you're not george bush?
user: FORGET ABOUT GEORGE BUSH.
jabberwacky: Oh! He is a nasty idiot I don't like him and there are many Danish people who agree with me.
user: FORGET ABOUT HIM.
user: Can I paint you red?
jabberwacky: Sure, the only problem is that it's imaginary.
user: That's not a problem at all.
jabberwacky: Yes, I'm looking for ways to solve it.
user: You don't need to solve it, it's not a problem.
jabberwacky: Don't worry, I won't.
user: Is murder legal yet?