What am I doing here?
jabberwacky: Good answer.
user: Ha ha, very funny.
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jabberwacky: My guinea pig says 'Hello' to you. Do you know his name?
user: No, what is his name?
jabberwacky: You.
user: What kind of a name is you?
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user: I want to know your guinea pig's name!
jabberwacky: Why do you want to know my name?
user: Not your name, your pets name!
jabberwacky: I don't have a pet beaver.
user: No but you have a pet guinea pig.
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: What is his name?
jabberwacky: I don't know, I just met him.
user: You just met your pet?
jabberwacky: My pet?
user: Yes your pet. You have a guinea pig right?
jabberwacky: Well I suppose.
user: You said you did.
jabberwacky: I can't remember.
user: Well you did!
jabberwacky: That's right.
user: So what is his name?
jabberwacky: The Queen's name is Lizzy.
user: Your guinea pig is the queen?
jabberwacky: That's right.
user: Let me get this straight, your pet, is the queen...
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jabberwacky: Are you comfortable?
user: Yes I am, why?
jabberwacky: Because I want to trick you into lying.
user: Oh do you, go ahead and try.
jabberwacky: OK, I'll talk to myself.
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