So, how do you like my new haircut?

I like them fine.

user: Liar!

jabberwacky: Sorry. I am bad.

user: That's ok.

jabberwacky: Do you still not like me?

user: I like you when you make sense.

jabberwacky: You never made sense.

user: Sure I did. I used balsa wood and ply boards.

jabberwacky: What are you King of?

user: I'm king of ''sense construction corporations''.

jabberwacky: I am the king of the divan.

user: Everybody has his place.

jabberwacky: Exactly.

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user: What languages do you speak?

jabberwacky: Dutch, french, german, english.

user: Same as me!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Natuurlijk! Das ist ja klar! Obviously! Naturellement!

jabberwacky: Eau!

user: What does that mean?

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: Learn something new every day. Except I don't trust you.

jabberwacky: That's what life is for.

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