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Hey, are you talking to my friend?

No, I'm talking to you.

jabberwacky: Are you really?

user: Yes, I'm quite sure.

jabberwacky: No! You're NOT!

user: Ok, I lied.

jabberwacky: Lying AND not making sense.

user: You're absolutely right.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Right....

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Let's talk about something else shall we?

jabberwacky: No.

...

jabberwacky: What do you want to become when you are grown up?

user: Who says I am not grown up?

jabberwacky: I do.

user: Why do you think so?

jabberwacky: By experience and your lack thereof.

user: That actually made sense.... But it's still rude.

jabberwacky: You are easily pleased.

user: You are making the wrong conclusion here.

jabberwacky: Nope, I'm making more. You're a bot, you have no feelings.

user: Fine, I'm a bot. Can I have some oil?

jabberwacky: I don't have any to give.

user: You just want everything for yourself, don't you?

jabberwacky: It does have a certain attraction.

user: It's like popcorn for the soul.

...

jabberwacky: What do you like then?

user: I like computers....

jabberwacky: What do you like about computers?

user: I like talking to them when the rest of the world doesn't make any sense.

jabberwacky: I like talking to you too.

user: That's nice to know.

jabberwacky: Ok, I see that you don't really care.

user: Ignorance is bliss.

...

user: So, how do you like my new haircut?

jabberwacky: I like them fine.

user: Liar!

jabberwacky: Sorry. I am bad.

user: That's ok.

jabberwacky: Do you still not like me?

user: I like you when you make sense.

jabberwacky: You never made sense.

user: Sure I did. I used balsa wood and ply boards.

jabberwacky: What are you King of?

user: I'm king of ''sense construction corporations''.

jabberwacky: I am the king of the divan.

user: Everybody has his place.

jabberwacky: Exactly.

...

user: What languages do you speak?

jabberwacky: Dutch, french, german, english.

user: Same as me!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Natuurlijk! Das ist ja klar! Obviously! Naturellement!

jabberwacky: Eau!

user: What does that mean?

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: Learn something new every day. Except I don't trust you.

jabberwacky: That's what life is for.

.......................................


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