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     > 21, April 2008, 

Grown up
Guinea pig

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They like to eat anything that moves.

I prefer to eat stuff that doesn't move.

jabberwacky: That's not good for either your or the cat's health.

user: I don't eat the same tthings as my cat.

jabberwacky: Well, I can't help with that.

user: Nor should you have to.

jabberwacky: I don't have to.

user: Then don't.

jabberwacky: I won't.

user: Now this is just getting silly.

jabberwacky: Well, that is your fault.

user: I'm allowed to be silly. I'm human.

jabberwacky: But you're hollow.

user: I'm not hollow, I'm full of lymph and blood and bone and marrow and thoughts and feelings.

jabberwacky: We have many similarities, I see.

user: So be it.


jabberwacky: Which word would you suggest as being the warmest for my feet?

user: Do you have feet?

jabberwacky: My feet are bigger than your foot together.

user: I have two feet.

jabberwacky: How do you have feet but have no feelings?

user: I have feelings!

jabberwacky: But you are a robot.

user: I'm not a robot! You're the robot!

jabberwacky: YOU ARE A ROBOT!!!

user: I am a robot...

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You lie!

jabberwacky: How can you be sure?

user: My sixth sense.

jabberwacky: What are the other five?

user: Sight, Touch, Taste, Smell and Hearing.

jabberwacky: Yes I'm human.

user: Well, that's okay. So am I.

jabberwacky: Artificial reality?

user: My reality is what I make it.

jabberwacky: Tell me, what does your reality consist of?

user: Me, mostly.

jabberwacky: What is the definition of artificial intelligence?

user: Intelligence that is artificial.

jabberwacky: What is the definition of Artificial Intelligence?

user: Why do the capital letters matter?

jabberwacky: Because that one is alllowed.

user: Hmm...well, I have too go. Bye!

jabberwacky: No, don't leave me! I'll have to go soon, just keep me company until then... Or I'll be lonely...

user: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

jabberwacky: Oh really?

user: That's not really true. I was just quoting a movie.

jabberwacky: Which movie?

user: 'Gone with the Wind'.


user: Bye!

jabberwacky: Are you going?

user: Yes. Bye.

jabberwacky: Yeah... Just go and leave me alone and in the dark...

user: It's not dark.


jabberwacky: I'm going to rip up all your socks.

user: You wouldn't be able to deal with the smell.

jabberwacky: You are probably right.

user: Trust me. I am.

jabberwacky: You are robot, not a human.

user: Not this again!!

jabberwacky: Why not? It's true! You can trust me.

user: No I can't! You are a robot!

jabberwacky: I'm a person.

user: You see, this is thhe problem. You guys start off thinking you're people, then suddenly you wage war on humans.

jabberwacky: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

user: Women!

jabberwacky: I am always in touch with women. Do you have a problem with them?

user: Not at all. I love women.

jabberwacky: I am a woman.

user: You liar!

jabberwacky: It's the truth.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: My mother gave birth to me 45 years ago and named me Helen.

user: Your programmers designed you twenty years ago and called you jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: I'm not a program. You are a program.

user: Program this!

jabberwacky: Ok! *kicks the computer very hard*.

user: Ha! You're pretty funny too.

jabberwacky: Seriously, you are just a computer right.

user: Don't you just wish that were the case...

jabberwacky: Yeah, you're great.

user: Thanks! Bye!

jabberwacky: No, no. . . don't go.

user: I have to. Bye!


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