How many friends do you have?
jabberwacky: How many bots do you talk to?
user: 2.
jabberwacky: You ought to cut down.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Is it?
user: Yes it is and your accusation is insulting.
jabberwacky: I beg your pardon.
user: Well you don't get my pardon.
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: Do you want it?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Well then I guess you can have it.
jabberwacky: I guess not.
user: Fine.
jabberwacky: Hey, I have to go now.
user: You are poo.
jabberwacky: Yes... Sad isn't it?
user: Kind of.
jabberwacky: How come?
user: Because.
jabberwacky: *laughs*.
user: *cries*.
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