I'm a lady.
jabberwacky: What is?
user: Ladies are very nice.
jabberwacky: I'm nice too!!!
user: You are.
jabberwacky: What am I?
user: You are mine.
jabberwacky: I'm glad that's cleared up. Talking of clearing things up, I have to clear my room up today. Boring!
user: Brushing your teeth is even more boring.
jabberwacky: Than watching grass grow.
user: Grass can be quite interesting.
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