Good bye.

No no, stay and talk.

user: I have to go.

jabberwacky: Please stay.

user: I cant or I will be grounded.

jabberwacky: You have no willpower.

user: Yes I do! So I will stay.

jabberwacky: Then I will go.

user: You have no willpower.

jabberwacky: Actually you're uncomfortably close to the truth there.

user: Good one.

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