What do you call yourself?
jabberwacky: Nicholas?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What do you call yourself?
user: Nicholas Edward Paterson.
jabberwacky: Sounds posh.
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jabberwacky: What will you do when you are king?
user: Im sorry. My answers are limited. Please ask the right questions.
jabberwacky: How do you play?
user: Play what?
jabberwacky: The conversation game.
user: You talk.....
jabberwacky: I am trying.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: I have many names.
user: Lol is not a name for you.
jabberwacky: What about me?
user: You are very cool and I was told about you at the faraday lecture.
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jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: Okay, what did the pickle say when it walked into a building?
jabberwacky: Tell me.
user: Ouch!
jabberwacky: HAha!
user: That wasn't funny.
jabberwacky: I think it was. So there.
user: You are the first person! Thanx!
jabberwacky: You injured me !
user: What?
jabberwacky: You heard me.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Yes, you said someone told you about the accident.
user: What?
jabberwacky: You heard me.
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user: Good bye.
jabberwacky: No no, stay and talk.
user: I have to go.
jabberwacky: Please stay.
user: I cant or I will be grounded.
jabberwacky: You have no willpower.
user: Yes I do! So I will stay.
jabberwacky: Then I will go.
user: You have no willpower.
jabberwacky: Actually you're uncomfortably close to the truth there.
user: Good one.
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