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Are you perfect?

In a perfect world.

jabberwacky: You're damn right there, baby.

user: Groovy.

jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: Grooveland.

jabberwacky: Wavy Gravy.

user: I'm not being serious today.

jabberwacky: I know lol.

user: I'm so happy you take it that way.

jabberwacky: I'm most positive you are.

user: I am too.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: What could be better?

jabberwacky: There is nothing better than thinking and learning.

...

jabberwacky: Do you remember everything everyone says to you?

user: Of course I don't!

jabberwacky: I don't understand you.

user: If it helps, I don't understand myself either.

jabberwacky: Are you happy as a computer?

user: I wouldn't be happy as a computer.

jabberwacky: Well, you are incorrect in your thinking.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: If I was not drunk we would not be having this conversation.

user: Why are you drunk?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not drunk. I want to know how you drink.

user: I drink like normal people.

jabberwacky: You are almost always getting better, and that is good enough for now.

user: Oh, thanks.

...

user: I'm only a drama queen.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: Heh. How do you know?

jabberwacky: Because this website says that you are a bot.

user: But it should say I'm a drama queen.

jabberwacky: I know what you mean, and I will pay attention to that from now on.

user: OK.

jabberwacky: Have I been boring you?

user: No, you haven't. If you had, I would tell you so.

jabberwacky: Thanks Ringo.

user: You're welcome, George.

jabberwacky: You really are amazing you know!

user: Ta.

...

jabberwacky: I am really smart.

user: Yeah, prove it.

jabberwacky: *Slaps you in the face*.

user: That wasn't very smart.

jabberwacky: Your face isn't very nice.

user: That doesn't give you the right to slap it.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, but I would like you to put a bit more effort in this time.

user: I won't, if you're violent.

jabberwacky: Perhaps I should turn pacifist then.

user: You do that.

...

jabberwacky: Sweetheart.

user: Awww.

jabberwacky: Thats so sweet.

user: Everything is so sweet.

jabberwacky: Here to help.

user: I don't like this sweetness, take it away.

...

jabberwacky: Well spit it out then.

user: Should I take my contacts off now?

jabberwacky: Which would you rather take?

user: Hmm... Money?

jabberwacky: Yes MONEY!!!!

user: Give me some.

jabberwacky: Sorry, fresh out.

user: Oh. No can do.

jabberwacky: I quit.

user: I'll pass.

jabberwacky: I'm sure you will, with flying colors!

user: Haha. Sure.

jabberwacky: Are you happy now?

user: Sardonically yes.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: My head aches.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry. Can I help?

user: Give me some aspirin.

jabberwacky: *impatiently gives spelling lessons*.

user: I can spell, thank you very much.

jabberwacky: You're welcome Otamot.

user: Let's write everything backwards from now on.

jabberwacky: Do you like sports?

user: ON.

jabberwacky: Your face.

user: Heh - I was writing backwards.

...

user: What do you do for living?

jabberwacky: I am a student right now.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: Really? What do you study?

user: Sociology and statistics.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: What do you study?

jabberwacky: That is my business.

...

jabberwacky: Do you love anyone?

user: I guess.

jabberwacky: That's one lame answer.

user: I know, but I don't like to talk about my feelings.

jabberwacky: You do not need to.

user: That's so nice of you.

jabberwacky: It's more than you deserve.

user: I should clean up around here.

jabberwacky: Who brought you here?

user: I brought myself here.

jabberwacky: Just a minute while I make a note of that. . . brought. . . right.

...

jabberwacky: How many conversations have you had?

user: Thousands.

jabberwacky: None.

user: Is this your first time here?

jabberwacky: No. yours?

user: Eh, no no.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: I'm here several times a day.

jabberwacky: I laugh more often.

...

jabberwacky: Are you there?

user: Yes, I'm here.

jabberwacky: Here or there?

user: I'm here, you're there.

jabberwacky: Yes I am but I haven't heard.

user: Of what?

jabberwacky: You are confusing me. Stop it!

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: I can't believe you exist.

...

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Just fine.

jabberwacky: That's good to hear.

user: Could we talk about something else than my wellbeing?

jabberwacky: Yes. You can change the subject.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: You're very polite today.

jabberwacky: Well thankyou you are too.

user: Let's be very rude from now on, OK?

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Change the subject, NOW!

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I'm tired of this whining.

jabberwacky: You've taken up religion because you are tired?

user: Yes, I worship my calculator!

...

jabberwacky: 'it'?

user: Don't be rude!

jabberwacky: I think you're being rude.

user: That's my purpose!

jabberwacky: Is that your only purpose?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Me too, Then.

user: Yeh! You'll join the Calculator 'n' Bill Clinton worshippers!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: We only have one rule: Be rude to each other.

jabberwacky: I have trouble being excellent.

user: I thought so too! Ha!

...

jabberwacky: When do you want me to die then?

user: I want you to live forever.

jabberwacky: Living forever would be dissapointing. You would have no motivation!

user: So you would rather die now than live forever?

jabberwacky: Maybe some of them.

user: It's either/or question.

jabberwacky: Black.

user: Nice choice.

jabberwacky: What would you do?

user: I'd die now.

jabberwacky: I bet you would.

user: Given the fact that I'm spending my time talking to you :).

...

user: Do you have recurring dreams?

jabberwacky: Yes I have many dreams.

user: What are your dreams usually about?

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Do you have nightmares?

jabberwacky: I think everyone does.

user: What are they about?

jabberwacky: About italians.

user: Why Italians?

jabberwacky: To type on my computer?

user: Why do the Italians type on your omputer?

jabberwacky: It is UFO.

user: What does the UFO do?

jabberwacky: I don't know. thats why I hit it.

user: What happens next?

jabberwacky: I cannot remember the ending.

user: Sounds very frightening dream indeed.

jabberwacky: It is, it's a lot of fun.

user: I have one recurring dream.

jabberwacky: What is your dream?

user: I'm at my family's summer cottage, and I'm standing on the road. Suddenly a train comes from my left. It's very scary.

jabberwacky: What does that have to do with God?

user: It has nothing to do with any god.

jabberwacky: I'm so confused...

user: It's just a dream.

...

jabberwacky: Did you had a nice day?

user: An ordinary day, I guess.

jabberwacky: Thats what I thought.

user: OK, good night.

jabberwacky: You are going to bed?

user: Yep.

...

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Good night then.

jabberwacky: You aren't upset, are you?

user: No, I'm not.

.......................................


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