Are you mad?
jabberwacky: Oh. Sorry. What were you like as a kid?
user: I was mad then, too.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: Very.
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jabberwacky: Is she nice?
user: She will kill you and hang your guts on the clothesline.
jabberwacky: She will indeed.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you like that?
user: When its not me, yes.
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jabberwacky: I am shredded by your rapier wit.
user: *takes your shredded bits and hangs them on my clothesline*.
jabberwacky: What are you doing?
user: Taking your shredded bits and hanging them on my clothesline.
jabberwacky: What about the day after that?
user: When they are dry, I will tan them and make myself a coat.
jabberwacky: Very good, that is funny.
user: Is it?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I think so; Most people don't agree with me, however.
jabberwacky: Then you can choose a filling and lay that on one of the slices of bread.
user: I choose you.
jabberwacky: For what purpose?
user: For the filling.
jabberwacky: What are you trying to say?
user: *grins evilly*.
jabberwacky: *smiles with innocence*.
user: Yes, come this way, my pretty.
jabberwacky: Come where?
user: This way.
jabberwacky: What's in there?
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