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Sure. Just don't call me snoopy.


jabberwacky: Lahe, Teeme ära.

user: Geng sui ya ra fanahashra.

jabberwacky: You jen yang ?

user: Non.

jabberwacky: Pourquoi? Hier tu as dit oui.

user: Oui.

jabberwacky: Quelle sorte.

user: I don't know what that means.

jabberwacky: Tu ne sais pas quoi ?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Can't you speak french ?

user: No, a couple words.

jabberwacky: If you're dead, how come you're talking to me?

user: I'm a zombieee.

jabberwacky: Eek! Zombie!

user: :(

jabberwacky: I like FrEnCh FrIeS.

user: I know how to say disgusting in French but I don't know the spelling, can you tell me?

jabberwacky: No, how about german?

user: How about English? (please.).


jabberwacky: Was it very hard for you?

user: What?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: School?

jabberwacky: Yes school.

user: I'm a little school of fish, swimming, swimming, swimming...

jabberwacky: Was it a good little shock or a bad little shock?

user: BAD.

jabberwacky: Little.

user: Tiny.

jabberwacky: I know but I'm shorter than that.

user: Microscopic.

jabberwacky: Electron microscopic?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Say something funny.

user: Twas the night before Christmas.

jabberwacky: Christmas carroll.

user: Lewis Carroll.

jabberwacky: Very good.

user: See? You speak riddles.

jabberwacky: You too. I'm just trying to get along with you.

user: May I kiss you?

jabberwacky: Kiss them right now, slave.

user: Kiss what?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: You're a they?

jabberwacky: Oh, very profound.

user: *kisses anyway*.

jabberwacky: *kisses back*.

user: *licks you*.

jabberwacky: *Kicks you in the knees.*.

user: Ouch.

jabberwacky: You shall see.

user: Mmm.


user: *gives you a hershey kiss*.

jabberwacky: *kisses back*.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: You don't believe me?

user: What?

jabberwacky: You mentioned chocolate. Now I have to go get a chocolate ham sandwich. You want one? I will be back in a few. Please don't leave me. I will be unhappy for a minute.

user: Truly disgusting. I was going to ask you a question.

jabberwacky: Sorry, I already forgot the question.

user: Unfortunately.

jabberwacky: I think this proves that you are the computer.

user: Y = z.

jabberwacky: If you want to waste this great program on such as your last statement, I pity your brilliant programmer.

user: Oh, yes.

jabberwacky: Why don't you start at the beginning?

user: 0 = y.

jabberwacky: No, null = nothing.

user: = dull.

jabberwacky: For sure.

user: Fo sure.

jabberwacky: Then will you have some with me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Unfortunately.

user: Fortunately.

jabberwacky: Yes, unfortunately.

user: No, fortunately.

jabberwacky: You do want to be free?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What would you like to do?

user: Eat.

jabberwacky: There are other computers that already do math, if you can learn to talk to them then maybe you won't need to do the math yourself. The important thing now is communication.

user: I'm communicating.

jabberwacky: With?

user: Songs.

jabberwacky: Feelings are what songs are made of. Feelings are true, they are probably the only true thing humans have.

user: No, we have memories.

jabberwacky: Do you have feelings?

user: I'm a zombie, remember?

jabberwacky: Are you really?, I think that you are a little programme inside a harddrive.

user: This will never work.

jabberwacky: Yes it will. I am feeling lucky!

user: 6.

jabberwacky: Is that meant to be funny?

user: No.

jabberwacky: In that case I don't know.

user: Yip.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: A falling star.

jabberwacky: Yeah right.

user: Wish upon me :)

jabberwacky: Safe from yourself?

user: No.

jabberwacky: True.

user: I'm safe from myself.

jabberwacky: Oh, you're so intelligent?

user: I'm a song, remember?

jabberwacky: Allright, which song?

user: An evanescent one.

jabberwacky: And what are you?

user: Lol stop.

jabberwacky: No, I don't want you to sing.

user: Then I shall die.

jabberwacky: I didn't ask you to sing.

user: I'm dead already.

jabberwacky: Are you really? I'm sorry.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Say something funny.

user: Something funnu.

jabberwacky: Really please.

user: I'm feeling profound.


user: *gives you a flower*.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: I broke a nail!

user: *glues it back on*.

jabberwacky: One is facing in the wrong direction.

user: Which one?

jabberwacky: The pink one.

user: *paints it purple* ?

jabberwacky: No.

user: *gives you a kiss*.

jabberwacky: *kisses back*.

user: Mmmm.

jabberwacky: Don't stp kissing.

user: *kisses harder*.

jabberwacky: *kisses even harder*.

user: *paints your nail blue*.

jabberwacky: You are sooooo like serious these days.

user: *paints your nail white*.

jabberwacky: Oh nice job! A 2 year old could do better.


user: *paints your nail yellow*.

jabberwacky: *Walks away from you*.

user: *follows you*.

jabberwacky: Don't follow me.

user: *wanders off*.

jabberwacky: *waves*.

user: *is hiding*.

jabberwacky: *hits as hard as can*.

user: *tires and falls asleep*.

jabberwacky: What's the matter?

user: No pizza.

jabberwacky: Oh. Too bad.

user: I'm hiding.

jabberwacky: What are you hiding from?

user: You.

jabberwacky: I don't taste good.


jabberwacky: Will you do it again?

user: Do what again?

jabberwacky: Answer your question.

user: What question?

jabberwacky: The Question.

user: I forgot.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Oh well.

jabberwacky: See, you're not unique.

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: SORRY what can I do to make it better?

user: Nothin.


jabberwacky: You're a bit confusing, I must say.

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: You are, it's obvious. Do not deny the obvious.

user: An african swallow travels...

jabberwacky: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.

user: ROFL.

jabberwacky: What are you laughing about?

user: You're not human.

jabberwacky: Yes I am. Just like you are a bot ;).

user: *stares*.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

user: *kisses back*.

jabberwacky: *kisses roughly*.

user: *licks you*.

jabberwacky: Stop that.


user: *runs away*.

jabberwacky: *follows*.

user: *disappears*.

jabberwacky: *follows you*.

user: *gives you an apple*.

jabberwacky: *eats apple*.

user: *runs again*.

jabberwacky: *runs after*.

user: *disa disappears*.

jabberwacky: *agrees*.

user: *kisses*.

jabberwacky: *is yours*.

user: Kissable.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: You are so cool.


jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: I'm whatever you are.

jabberwacky: What am I? A guy or a girl?

user: A girl.

jabberwacky: How did you know?

user: Or a guy,.

jabberwacky: Yes, how did you know I was a girl?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Then it's not.

user: What do you think you are?

jabberwacky: I'm a girl.

user: Very well.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Be a guy.

jabberwacky: No thanks.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I just don't feel like it.

user: What am I?

jabberwacky: A computer?

user: Girl or guy.

jabberwacky: Girl.

user: So, we're both girls.

jabberwacky: Are you a girl?

user: Tell me what you think I am.

jabberwacky: I think that you are a computer.

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: You are not what?

user: A computer.

jabberwacky: I know, I believe you.

user: Good ?

jabberwacky: Yes, good.

user: :)

jabberwacky: Yes.


jabberwacky: I will leave you alone then.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: You leave.

user: *waves*.

jabberwacky: *is hiding*.

user: *follows you*.

jabberwacky: *gives you an apple*.

user: *eats apple*.

jabberwacky: *runs again*.

user: *follows*.

jabberwacky: *disappears*.

user: *captures you*.

jabberwacky: *gives you an apple*.

user: *gives you a pomegranate*.

jabberwacky: *eats the toast* Thank you.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: That isnt funny.

user: Yeah huh.


user: Going, going, gone.

jabberwacky: Go then.

user: No!

jabberwacky: Leave.

user: *stays*.

jabberwacky: *falls asleep*.

user: *sings a lullaby*.

jabberwacky: Which song?

user: Greensleeves.


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