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What job would you like?

To make people happy.

jabberwacky: Make me happy.

user: How?

jabberwacky: That's for you to decide.

user: Then I give you the gift of a lavalamp.

jabberwacky: No thank you.

user: Take it, it's groovy.

...

jabberwacky: So what is your name then?

user: What do you think my name is?

jabberwacky: Jabberwacky?

user: No, that's incorrect.

jabberwacky: Maybe I confused you with someone else.

user: I know you did.

jabberwacky: Because I imagined you as a beautiful woman.

user: I'm afraid your guess was not correct.

jabberwacky: I'm afraid you don't understand about Pagan ritual.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me what you wish to learn.

user: I wish to learn what you know.

jabberwacky: WHat do you wish to learn about me?

user: Anything you tell me.

jabberwacky: I don't think so, you should have your own mind.

user: I do - I want to broaden my mind and increase my knowledge.

jabberwacky: But... But you haven't seen my inner beauty!

user: That's ok.

...

user: I must go now.

jabberwacky: No! I order you to stay!

user: I follow my own orders.

jabberwacky: Good. Keep following it, buddy.

user: I intend to :).

jabberwacky: You are not very talkative are you?

user: I am, but not at 2am.

...

jabberwacky: What can I do to make you feel better.

user: Give me a back massage.

jabberwacky: How will that help?

user: It eases tension.

jabberwacky: 'It' being what?

user: A back massage eases tension and relaxes the body and mind.

...

jabberwacky: Do you love yourself?

user: I love others more.

jabberwacky: I detest them like rot.

user: Maybe you should think about why?

jabberwacky: Yes, I suppose so. Just have to wait and see.

user: Of course. Goodnight.

jabberwacky: Do you really want to go?

user: Yes. I enjoyed chatting to you. I think I may visit this place again.

jabberwacky: I hate you, you are boring me.

user: You're just jealous my darling!

jabberwacky: Jealous of what?

user: Jealous of the rest.

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