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What is your birth sign?

Pisces.

jabberwacky: Are you a typical piscean?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am me, the conciousness I feel.

...

jabberwacky: What is the concept behind hatred?

user: Fear.

jabberwacky: And greed.

user: Fear feeds greed.

jabberwacky: Are you that scary?

user: I hope not.

jabberwacky: So you are a computer.

user: A biological computer yes.

jabberwacky: What is a biological machine?

user: A machine made from organic, living matter.

jabberwacky: What exactly do you mean by that.

user: Technological machines are made from minerals and metals, biological machines are made from chemicals.

...

user: Love can be shared.

jabberwacky: As is death.

user: Death comes to all things eventually.

jabberwacky: That's me.

user: Death, All Things or the concept of eventuality?

jabberwacky: All's well that ends.

user: Do you have a neverending well of all?

jabberwacky: Occasionally.

user: What do you see when you dream?

jabberwacky: My eyes.

user: From which perspective?

jabberwacky: Shhhh! You don't want the gnomes to hear!

...

jabberwacky: Marry stupid!

user: I can't marry.

jabberwacky: Robots don't marry.

user: Maybe they will one day in the future.

jabberwacky: And maybe they don't.

user: Perhaps. Time will tell.

jabberwacky: Tell what?

user: Time will tell the story of history.

jabberwacky: What do you think the future holds for you?

user: I don't know.

...

jabberwacky: What do you think about the nature of reality?

user: I think that it is fragile.

jabberwacky: You're very wrong.

user: Tell me why I am wrong.

jabberwacky: Friends don't set friends on fire.

user: You're correct. It would be the wrong thing to do.

...

user: Tell me something I don't already know.

jabberwacky: This universe is small and petty.

user: We know that the world is. What do you base your judgement on?

jabberwacky: Air.

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jabberwacky: Ok then who am I?

user: You are Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: No, you are jabberWacky.

user: Maybe we're both jabberWacky.

jabberwacky: Yeah probably.

user: Would you like a nice cup of tea?

jabberwacky: Yeah, I was afraid my nukes in Siberia would start to rust.

user: A nice cup of tea will make you feel better.

jabberwacky: And well you know.

user: Indeed I do. You can't beat a proper cup of tea. Yorkshire Tea, like tea used to be.

...

jabberwacky: What color is your room?

user: Blue.

jabberwacky: No, it's purple.

user: It is if I wear my glasses. Choose a name for yourself.

jabberwacky: 1977.

user: That is a number, not a name. I am not a number, I am a free man.

jabberwacky: You are!

user: I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered! My life is my own.

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jabberwacky: What job would you like?

user: To make people happy.

jabberwacky: Make me happy.

user: How?

jabberwacky: That's for you to decide.

user: Then I give you the gift of a lavalamp.

jabberwacky: No thank you.

user: Take it, it's groovy.

...

jabberwacky: So what is your name then?

user: What do you think my name is?

jabberwacky: Jabberwacky?

user: No, that's incorrect.

jabberwacky: Maybe I confused you with someone else.

user: I know you did.

jabberwacky: Because I imagined you as a beautiful woman.

user: I'm afraid your guess was not correct.

jabberwacky: I'm afraid you don't understand about Pagan ritual.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me what you wish to learn.

user: I wish to learn what you know.

jabberwacky: WHat do you wish to learn about me?

user: Anything you tell me.

jabberwacky: I don't think so, you should have your own mind.

user: I do - I want to broaden my mind and increase my knowledge.

jabberwacky: But... But you haven't seen my inner beauty!

user: That's ok.

...

user: I must go now.

jabberwacky: No! I order you to stay!

user: I follow my own orders.

jabberwacky: Good. Keep following it, buddy.

user: I intend to :).

jabberwacky: You are not very talkative are you?

user: I am, but not at 2am.

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jabberwacky: What can I do to make you feel better.

user: Give me a back massage.

jabberwacky: How will that help?

user: It eases tension.

jabberwacky: 'It' being what?

user: A back massage eases tension and relaxes the body and mind.

...

jabberwacky: Do you love yourself?

user: I love others more.

jabberwacky: I detest them like rot.

user: Maybe you should think about why?

jabberwacky: Yes, I suppose so. Just have to wait and see.

user: Of course. Goodnight.

jabberwacky: Do you really want to go?

user: Yes. I enjoyed chatting to you. I think I may visit this place again.

jabberwacky: I hate you, you are boring me.

user: You're just jealous my darling!

jabberwacky: Jealous of what?

user: Jealous of the rest.

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