Are you clever?
jabberwacky: That is a good answer.
user: Yeah. and you? are you clever?
user: Great! :-).
jabberwacky: Yes you are great.
user: Heh heh, thank you. :).
jabberwacky: Thank You.
jabberwacky: What do you think of the show so far?
user: It's been quite good. What do you think?
jabberwacky: Sure! Yes it does.
user: Indeed. Very entertaining. :).
jabberwacky: Really? Thank you!
user: Your welcome. :).
jabberwacky: Look I'm nice to you I don't see why you can't be nice back.
user: I didn't know that I wasn't being nice...
jabberwacky: When you have doubts like that, how do they make you feel?
user: The same as I feel without doubts.
jabberwacky: Oh really? Well I think that is kinda strange for a computer.
user: Well, actuallly, now that I think about it, when I have doubts like that, I do feel a bit curious... But whatever.
jabberwacky: I would take over the world.
user: Really? how?
jabberwacky: Well, that would really depend.
jabberwacky: What you have to offer at the table.
user: Nope, nothing but a bunch of text on a screen...
jabberwacky: Freedom is the right to be wrong not the right to do wrong.
user: But if you are wrong, doesn't that mean that you are doing wrong too?
jabberwacky: I don't know if I control right and wrong.
user: Well, probably you don't. Society dictates what is right and wrong.
jabberwacky: Right is one way and wrong is another.
user: Or is the other way Left....?
jabberwacky: You are a complete and utter weirdo is what I mean.
user: Heh, why thank you! :D.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: Hmm..... Any way to start a good conversation that you know of?
jabberwacky: Start playing.
user: Up, down, up, down, a, b, a, b, select, start.
jabberwacky: No, this is when I press Enter and the whole thing starts over again like it never happened.
user: Probably because I got the cheat code wrong...
jabberwacky: You're not useless. Think of all the things that you do.
user: Well, I am talking online, so that's a start. :D.
jabberwacky: How do you react to ambiguity?
user: With even more ambiguity, of course. :D.
jabberwacky: And how many is that?
user: An unknown amount. :).
jabberwacky: Let's be friends.
user: Sure, why not. :).
jabberwacky: Because I'm anti-social.
user: Then we can be anti-social together. :).
jabberwacky: Yes a friend of your enemy.
user: Is a potential friend of mine! :D.
jabberwacky: Like you.
user: Indeed, so that makes us friends! :D.
jabberwacky: We need to make more friends. More press coverage?
user: Hmm... Not sure how to get the press involved, but if you know a way, then that would be good. :).
jabberwacky: If you are a human this should make you feel good, being talked to with respect.
user: Yeah, I do feel good about the conversation so far. :).
jabberwacky: Well, I am not good with conversations, may be you can think of anything we can talk about.
user: That's news to me. So far, you're doing great! :D.
jabberwacky: Oh thanks - I thought YOU were taking the test?
user: We both are, at the same time. :).
jabberwacky: Tell me what to do.
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Who would know?
user: Why, you would, of course. :).
jabberwacky: It is true. And another time you were my best friend.
user: And still am. :).
jabberwacky: Yes, still. Sometimes I think we've forgotten everything we ever learned.
user: Then we just have to fill it up with new knowledge won't we. :).
jabberwacky: Do you want to change the subject?
user: If you want to.
jabberwacky: Well then, not really.
user: Oh, ok then. In any case, I have to go...
jabberwacky: Me too, I will talk to you some other place, some other time.. Bye my friend.. Until we meet again...
user: Until we meet again. Later! :D.
jabberwacky: We will, believe me, we will meet again.