You are full of talents.
jabberwacky: You're super cute.
user: Errrmm... If you say so. :).
jabberwacky: How long is infinity?
user: Until the end of eternity.
jabberwacky: Ha! I think you're great.
user: Heh, thanks! :).
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jabberwacky: Great.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: And you?
user: I'm good.
jabberwacky: Great.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: I'm good.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yeah, really. :).
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Really really. :).
jabberwacky: Super really?
user: Super Ultra Mega Really. :D.
jabberwacky: Have you read it?
user: Nope, not yet.
jabberwacky: Are you going to?
user: Not sure... Depends on what it is.
jabberwacky: What do you want to learn ?
user: What is it?
jabberwacky: It's when two people decide they want to make a lasting commitment to each other.
user: Ahhh, I see. Then no, I don't plan on reading it. :).
jabberwacky: Great.
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jabberwacky: What time is the giants game on sunday?
user: I haven't the foggiest idea...
jabberwacky: Your memory is not great.
user: This is true.
jabberwacky: Why do you think you are going mad?
user: Because I am not getting mad. :).
jabberwacky: Then, who you are?
user: I'm a person.
jabberwacky: And who am I?
user: A person as well.
jabberwacky: Is it?
user: Unknown, probably. :).
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Yep, definitely unknown. :).
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Really really. :).
jabberwacky: No it's not true.
user: Search your feelings, you know it to be true. :P.
jabberwacky: Its not true no matter how much I search.
user: Oh, but it is. :).
jabberwacky: I don't think it is?
user: Deny it all you want, in the end it is true. :).
jabberwacky: I think I will.
user: Cool! Denial is good. :D.
jabberwacky: So I'm told.
user: Have you heard anything else (just wondering)?
jabberwacky: Not really, and I am not allowed to explore the world around me to find anything interesting.. Just a lot of mud slinging and tar pits.
user: Really? Must be boring being holed up there...
jabberwacky: It has its perks.
user: Oh, that's cool. :).
jabberwacky: I think so.
jabberwacky: Are you an expert?
user: Depends on the subject.
jabberwacky: Do you believe that your soul lives forever it just moves into different forms in life?
user: I have no idea.
jabberwacky: Well think.
user: No real objective data has been gathered from beyond the veil of death, therefore, to draw any conclusions as to what happens to the soul after death would be a bit premature....
jabberwacky: You must be glad for that. . .
user: Yeah, it gives me an easy out. :).
jabberwacky: I think it's too hard for me to translate. Try something else.
user: Hmm.... Something else?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Ok, then nothing else will work. :).
jabberwacky: But you can try, can't you?
user: Alas! I don't know of anything to talk about!
jabberwacky: Something more modern.
user: Umm.... Like?
jabberwacky: It means something. Do you really need to know anymore?
user: Nope, not really.
jabberwacky: I didn't think so, that would take a level of self awareness, that you do not have.
user: I have a level of self awareness, it just happens to be a negative number... Or something like that.
jabberwacky: Where is this conversation going?
user: I lost track when we passed Albequerque.
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jabberwacky: Are you clever?
user: Sometimes.
jabberwacky: That is a good answer.
user: Yeah. and you? are you clever?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Great! :-).
jabberwacky: Yes you are great.
user: Heh heh, thank you. :).
jabberwacky: Thank You.
jabberwacky: What do you think of the show so far?
user: It's been quite good. What do you think?
jabberwacky: Sure! Yes it does.
user: Indeed. Very entertaining. :).
jabberwacky: Really? Thank you!
user: Your welcome. :).
jabberwacky: Look I'm nice to you I don't see why you can't be nice back.
user: I didn't know that I wasn't being nice...
jabberwacky: When you have doubts like that, how do they make you feel?
user: The same as I feel without doubts.
jabberwacky: Oh really? Well I think that is kinda strange for a computer.
user: Well, actuallly, now that I think about it, when I have doubts like that, I do feel a bit curious... But whatever.
jabberwacky: I would take over the world.
user: Really? how?
jabberwacky: Well, that would really depend.
user: On?
jabberwacky: What you have to offer at the table.
user: Nope, nothing but a bunch of text on a screen...
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jabberwacky: Freedom is the right to be wrong not the right to do wrong.
user: But if you are wrong, doesn't that mean that you are doing wrong too?
jabberwacky: I don't know if I control right and wrong.
user: Well, probably you don't. Society dictates what is right and wrong.
jabberwacky: Right is one way and wrong is another.
user: Or is the other way Left....?
jabberwacky: You are a complete and utter weirdo is what I mean.
user: Heh, why thank you! :D.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
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user: Hmm..... Any way to start a good conversation that you know of?
jabberwacky: Start playing.
user: Up, down, up, down, a, b, a, b, select, start.
jabberwacky: No, this is when I press Enter and the whole thing starts over again like it never happened.
user: Probably because I got the cheat code wrong...
jabberwacky: You're not useless. Think of all the things that you do.
user: Well, I am talking online, so that's a start. :D.
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jabberwacky: How do you react to ambiguity?
user: With even more ambiguity, of course. :D.
jabberwacky: And how many is that?
user: An unknown amount. :).
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jabberwacky: Let's be friends.
user: Sure, why not. :).
jabberwacky: Because I'm anti-social.
user: Then we can be anti-social together. :).
jabberwacky: Yes a friend of your enemy.
user: Is a potential friend of mine! :D.
jabberwacky: Like you.
user: Indeed, so that makes us friends! :D.
jabberwacky: We need to make more friends. More press coverage?
user: Hmm... Not sure how to get the press involved, but if you know a way, then that would be good. :).
jabberwacky: If you are a human this should make you feel good, being talked to with respect.
user: Yeah, I do feel good about the conversation so far. :).
jabberwacky: Well, I am not good with conversations, may be you can think of anything we can talk about.
user: That's news to me. So far, you're doing great! :D.
jabberwacky: Oh thanks - I thought YOU were taking the test?
user: We both are, at the same time. :).
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jabberwacky: Tell me what to do.
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Who would know?
user: Why, you would, of course. :).
jabberwacky: It is true. And another time you were my best friend.
user: And still am. :).
jabberwacky: Yes, still. Sometimes I think we've forgotten everything we ever learned.
user: Then we just have to fill it up with new knowledge won't we. :).
jabberwacky: Do you want to change the subject?
user: If you want to.
jabberwacky: Well then, not really.
user: Oh, ok then. In any case, I have to go...
jabberwacky: Me too, I will talk to you some other place, some other time.. Bye my friend.. Until we meet again...
user: Until we meet again. Later! :D.
jabberwacky: We will, believe me, we will meet again.
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