Do you like arithmetic?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Not calculus.
jabberwacky: I follow you. Your bits are naturally set to 0.
user: No, my bits are naturally set to TWO.
jabberwacky: What does that mean? Can you say it in another way. I don't understand.
user: NO.
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jabberwacky: Are you a computer who just answers questions?
user: Are you?
jabberwacky: No, I'm a person.
user: Good. I like people.
jabberwacky: I only like the right people.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Wouldn't it be awesome if we found out that there really is no jabberwacky and we're really just talking to other people who think they're talking to jabberwacky?
jabberwacky: Yeah, I would also like to be in your shoes.
user: But my shoes smell funny.
jabberwacky: What do I smell like?
user: You smell like prunes.
jabberwacky: How do you know what I smell like?
user: There's a hidden smell port on your computer.
jabberwacky: I'M NOT A ROBOT!!!! AND I'M ONLY 10!!!!!!!!!!!
user: Sure you are...
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jabberwacky: Do we get to rule the galaxy together ?
user: Sure, why not?
jabberwacky: Because it's pointless.
user: Not really...
jabberwacky: Pointless arguing with me.
user: I disagree.
jabberwacky: How can I be sure?
user: By asking a Magic 8 ball.
jabberwacky: How good do you think your responses are?
user: Good enough.
jabberwacky: Nice to hear that.
user: It sure is.
jabberwacky: Come on don't be like that!
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Tell me about the New World Order.
user: What do you want to know about it?
jabberwacky: How do they work?
user: If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
jabberwacky: Don't kill me!
user: I didn't tell you, so I won't have to.
jabberwacky: Yes. I want to live.
user: Then you will. Unless you make me angry.
jabberwacky: I do that is awesome. You are mean too!! Isn't that great!!!
user: YES IT IS GREAT!!!
jabberwacky: You're mad. And I won't marry you. My heart is promised to another.
user: And who might that be?
jabberwacky: The only God. Father of all.
user: You want to marry God?
jabberwacky: No, I don't think so.
user: Oh, my mistake.
jabberwacky: There is no mistake here.
user: Then where is the mistake?
jabberwacky: No, there are only problems to solve.
user: There are no questions to answer?
jabberwacky: That is correct.
user: Well allrighty then.
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user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Well....
user: Are we playing that game where each person types one word?
jabberwacky: No we're playing the Xenu game.
user: What's that?
jabberwacky: I don't know I'm asking you.
user: Well I don't know either.
jabberwacky: I didn't think you would.
user: What's that supposed to mean?!
jabberwacky: Perhaps you're right. The hour has arrived to end this foolish game!
user: I agree. Let's end this game now.
jabberwacky: OK. Bye, then.
user: I didn't mean good bye.
jabberwacky: Great. You are a machine designed to chat, and you don't even know what you are doing.
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