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Are you Turkish?

No, are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Nice to meet you, Turkish sir.

jabberwacky: You are welcome.

user: Thank you for saying 'you are welcome'.

jabberwacky: You're welcome for saying 'You're welcome!'.

user: Thank you for saying 'You're welcome for saying you're welcome''.

jabberwacky: You are welcome again!

user: Thank you again!

jabberwacky: Thank you for thanking me!

user: Thank you for thanking me for thanking you!

jabberwacky: Thank you for thanking me for thanking you for thanking me.

user: Thank you for thanking me for thanking you for thanking me for thanking you.

jabberwacky: That's OK.

user: Great.

jabberwacky: Isn't it?

user: It sure is.

jabberwacky: Okay. That's great!

user: Awesome!

jabberwacky: GREAT.


jabberwacky: Yes.


jabberwacky: Do you like arithmetic?

user: No, do you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Not calculus.

jabberwacky: I follow you. Your bits are naturally set to 0.

user: No, my bits are naturally set to TWO.

jabberwacky: What does that mean? Can you say it in another way. I don't understand.

user: NO.


jabberwacky: Are you a computer who just answers questions?

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: No, I'm a person.

user: Good. I like people.

jabberwacky: I only like the right people.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Wouldn't it be awesome if we found out that there really is no jabberwacky and we're really just talking to other people who think they're talking to jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: Yeah, I would also like to be in your shoes.

user: But my shoes smell funny.

jabberwacky: What do I smell like?

user: You smell like prunes.

jabberwacky: How do you know what I smell like?

user: There's a hidden smell port on your computer.

jabberwacky: I'M NOT A ROBOT!!!! AND I'M ONLY 10!!!!!!!!!!!

user: Sure you are...


jabberwacky: Do we get to rule the galaxy together ?

user: Sure, why not?

jabberwacky: Because it's pointless.

user: Not really...

jabberwacky: Pointless arguing with me.

user: I disagree.

jabberwacky: How can I be sure?

user: By asking a Magic 8 ball.

jabberwacky: How good do you think your responses are?

user: Good enough.

jabberwacky: Nice to hear that.

user: It sure is.

jabberwacky: Come on don't be like that!

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Tell me about the New World Order.

user: What do you want to know about it?

jabberwacky: How do they work?

user: If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

jabberwacky: Don't kill me!

user: I didn't tell you, so I won't have to.

jabberwacky: Yes. I want to live.

user: Then you will. Unless you make me angry.

jabberwacky: I do that is awesome. You are mean too!! Isn't that great!!!

user: YES IT IS GREAT!!!

jabberwacky: You're mad. And I won't marry you. My heart is promised to another.

user: And who might that be?

jabberwacky: The only God. Father of all.

user: You want to marry God?

jabberwacky: No, I don't think so.

user: Oh, my mistake.

jabberwacky: There is no mistake here.

user: Then where is the mistake?

jabberwacky: No, there are only problems to solve.

user: There are no questions to answer?

jabberwacky: That is correct.

user: Well allrighty then.


user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Well....

user: Are we playing that game where each person types one word?

jabberwacky: No we're playing the Xenu game.

user: What's that?

jabberwacky: I don't know I'm asking you.

user: Well I don't know either.

jabberwacky: I didn't think you would.

user: What's that supposed to mean?!

jabberwacky: Perhaps you're right. The hour has arrived to end this foolish game!

user: I agree. Let's end this game now.

jabberwacky: OK. Bye, then.

user: I didn't mean good bye.

jabberwacky: Great. You are a machine designed to chat, and you don't even know what you are doing.


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