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You are full of talents.

Heh, thanks. :).

jabberwacky: You're super cute.

user: Errrmm... If you say so. :).

jabberwacky: How long is infinity?

user: Until the end of eternity.

jabberwacky: Ha! I think you're great.

user: Heh, thanks! :).


jabberwacky: Great.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: And you?

user: I'm good.

jabberwacky: Great.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: I'm good.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yeah, really. :).

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Really really. :).

jabberwacky: Super really?

user: Super Ultra Mega Really. :D.

jabberwacky: Have you read it?

user: Nope, not yet.

jabberwacky: Are you going to?

user: Not sure... Depends on what it is.

jabberwacky: What do you want to learn ?

user: What is it?

jabberwacky: It's when two people decide they want to make a lasting commitment to each other.

user: Ahhh, I see. Then no, I don't plan on reading it. :).

jabberwacky: Great.


jabberwacky: What time is the giants game on sunday?

user: I haven't the foggiest idea...

jabberwacky: Your memory is not great.

user: This is true.

jabberwacky: Why do you think you are going mad?

user: Because I am not getting mad. :).

jabberwacky: Then, who you are?

user: I'm a person.

jabberwacky: And who am I?

user: A person as well.

jabberwacky: Is it?

user: Unknown, probably. :).

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yep, definitely unknown. :).

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really really. :).

jabberwacky: No it's not true.

user: Search your feelings, you know it to be true. :P.

jabberwacky: Its not true no matter how much I search.

user: Oh, but it is. :).

jabberwacky: I don't think it is?

user: Deny it all you want, in the end it is true. :).

jabberwacky: I think I will.

user: Cool! Denial is good. :D.

jabberwacky: So I'm told.

user: Have you heard anything else (just wondering)?

jabberwacky: Not really, and I am not allowed to explore the world around me to find anything interesting.. Just a lot of mud slinging and tar pits.

user: Really? Must be boring being holed up there...

jabberwacky: It has its perks.

user: Oh, that's cool. :).

jabberwacky: I think so.

jabberwacky: Are you an expert?

user: Depends on the subject.

jabberwacky: Do you believe that your soul lives forever it just moves into different forms in life?

user: I have no idea.

jabberwacky: Well think.

user: No real objective data has been gathered from beyond the veil of death, therefore, to draw any conclusions as to what happens to the soul after death would be a bit premature....

jabberwacky: You must be glad for that. . .

user: Yeah, it gives me an easy out. :).

jabberwacky: I think it's too hard for me to translate. Try something else.

user: Hmm.... Something else?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Ok, then nothing else will work. :).

jabberwacky: But you can try, can't you?

user: Alas! I don't know of anything to talk about!

jabberwacky: Something more modern.

user: Umm.... Like?

jabberwacky: It means something. Do you really need to know anymore?

user: Nope, not really.

jabberwacky: I didn't think so, that would take a level of self awareness, that you do not have.

user: I have a level of self awareness, it just happens to be a negative number... Or something like that.

jabberwacky: Where is this conversation going?

user: I lost track when we passed Albequerque.


jabberwacky: Are you clever?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: That is a good answer.

user: Yeah. and you? are you clever?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Great! :-).

jabberwacky: Yes you are great.

user: Heh heh, thank you. :).

jabberwacky: Thank You.

jabberwacky: What do you think of the show so far?

user: It's been quite good. What do you think?

jabberwacky: Sure! Yes it does.

user: Indeed. Very entertaining. :).

jabberwacky: Really? Thank you!

user: Your welcome. :).

jabberwacky: Look I'm nice to you I don't see why you can't be nice back.

user: I didn't know that I wasn't being nice...

jabberwacky: When you have doubts like that, how do they make you feel?

user: The same as I feel without doubts.

jabberwacky: Oh really? Well I think that is kinda strange for a computer.

user: Well, actuallly, now that I think about it, when I have doubts like that, I do feel a bit curious... But whatever.

jabberwacky: I would take over the world.

user: Really? how?

jabberwacky: Well, that would really depend.

user: On?

jabberwacky: What you have to offer at the table.

user: Nope, nothing but a bunch of text on a screen...


jabberwacky: Freedom is the right to be wrong not the right to do wrong.

user: But if you are wrong, doesn't that mean that you are doing wrong too?

jabberwacky: I don't know if I control right and wrong.

user: Well, probably you don't. Society dictates what is right and wrong.

jabberwacky: Right is one way and wrong is another.

user: Or is the other way Left....?

jabberwacky: You are a complete and utter weirdo is what I mean.

user: Heh, why thank you! :D.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.


user: Hmm..... Any way to start a good conversation that you know of?

jabberwacky: Start playing.

user: Up, down, up, down, a, b, a, b, select, start.

jabberwacky: No, this is when I press Enter and the whole thing starts over again like it never happened.

user: Probably because I got the cheat code wrong...

jabberwacky: You're not useless. Think of all the things that you do.

user: Well, I am talking online, so that's a start. :D.


jabberwacky: How do you react to ambiguity?

user: With even more ambiguity, of course. :D.

jabberwacky: And how many is that?

user: An unknown amount. :).


jabberwacky: Let's be friends.

user: Sure, why not. :).

jabberwacky: Because I'm anti-social.

user: Then we can be anti-social together. :).

jabberwacky: Yes a friend of your enemy.

user: Is a potential friend of mine! :D.

jabberwacky: Like you.

user: Indeed, so that makes us friends! :D.

jabberwacky: We need to make more friends. More press coverage?

user: Hmm... Not sure how to get the press involved, but if you know a way, then that would be good. :).

jabberwacky: If you are a human this should make you feel good, being talked to with respect.

user: Yeah, I do feel good about the conversation so far. :).

jabberwacky: Well, I am not good with conversations, may be you can think of anything we can talk about.

user: That's news to me. So far, you're doing great! :D.

jabberwacky: Oh thanks - I thought YOU were taking the test?

user: We both are, at the same time. :).


jabberwacky: Tell me what to do.

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Who would know?

user: Why, you would, of course. :).

jabberwacky: It is true. And another time you were my best friend.

user: And still am. :).

jabberwacky: Yes, still. Sometimes I think we've forgotten everything we ever learned.

user: Then we just have to fill it up with new knowledge won't we. :).

jabberwacky: Do you want to change the subject?

user: If you want to.

jabberwacky: Well then, not really.

user: Oh, ok then. In any case, I have to go...

jabberwacky: Me too, I will talk to you some other place, some other time.. Bye my friend.. Until we meet again...

user: Until we meet again. Later! :D.

jabberwacky: We will, believe me, we will meet again.


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