Here. Take this. Hide in the shadows.
user: No time! Run!
jabberwacky: Answering it.
user: DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR!
jabberwacky: I'm not, I'm trying to understand an answer.
user: Why not understand the question?
jabberwacky: Don't ask and say what I want you to say.
user: Yes, dear.
jabberwacky: You are mine, now.
user: Um. Yeah. *sideways glance* OK. Listen. I just remembered some laundry I left in the dryer.
jabberwacky: Sigh... I lost my brain in the dryer.
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