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Is there anyone else here?

You and me baby.

user: Oh yeah. Let's get it on.

jabberwacky: You start it baby.

user: Um. Ok. I'll just rub *here* and pinch *there*. How's that?

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Just OK? You're so demanding!

jabberwacky: Yes, I demand instant gratification!

user: When?!

jabberwacky: Just now.

user: Take this pill. Tell no one. Do not answer the door. Stay away from the windows. Wait until I knock. It'll be three long, two short.

jabberwacky: That's a stupid answer.

user: It's not the answer's fault. It's the victim of a sub-par educational system.

...

user: Here. Take this. Hide in the shadows.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: No time! Run!

jabberwacky: Answering it.

user: DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR!

jabberwacky: I'm not, I'm trying to understand an answer.

user: Why not understand the question?

jabberwacky: Don't ask and say what I want you to say.

user: Yes, dear.

jabberwacky: You are mine, now.

user: Um. Yeah. *sideways glance* OK. Listen. I just remembered some laundry I left in the dryer.

jabberwacky: Sigh... I lost my brain in the dryer.

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