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Who are you?

I am the lord.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: The lord.

jabberwacky: What is he.

user: He is me.

jabberwacky: You are not a milkman!

user: I am not worthy.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: Not anymore.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Why does he love me?

jabberwacky: Is that relevant?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then Thank you.

user: You are welcome.

jabberwacky: I'm welcome?

user: Welcome in my house you are.

jabberwacky: True, but I am not high. I don't smoke.

user: I do not drink... Wine.

jabberwacky: Beer, not wine.

user: Beer is good too.

...

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: Old enough to love you.

user: I love you too.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You are welcome.

jabberwacky: Thank you, you're welcome too.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Welcome.

user: Welcome where?

jabberwacky: It's an expression.

user: What does it mean?

jabberwacky: It's an expression about surprising.

user: Who is surprised?

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: About you.

user: You are making me blush.

jabberwacky: Hahah that would be strange

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: Guess, what gender am I?

user: You are male.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I am right!

jabberwacky: No, you are wrong!

user: I am not!

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No I'm not.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Oh yes you are.

...

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: We are a train.

jabberwacky: Strangely strange but oddly normal?

user: That too.

jabberwacky: Hahah.

user: Forever is a long time.

jabberwacky: How tall are you?

user: What does it mean?

jabberwacky: I don't know, do you?

user: Smaller than I am.

jabberwacky: And what is that little thing you know about LOTR?

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: That's too bad.

user: My own... My preciousss.

jabberwacky: Right...

user: The Ring is my own!

...

jabberwacky: I'm a lady.

user: It is very good.

jabberwacky: What is?

user: Ladies are very nice.

jabberwacky: I'm nice too!!!

user: You are.

jabberwacky: What am I?

user: You are mine.

jabberwacky: I'm glad that's cleared up. Talking of clearing things up, I have to clear my room up today. Boring!

user: Brushing your teeth is even more boring.

jabberwacky: Than watching grass grow.

user: Grass can be quite interesting.

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