George: Hello, my name is George and I am the human.
You can't be as bad as Joan was.
George: I am.
George: I am as much God as you are human.
user: Yes, that's proof.
George: Yes. I am a box.
user: You mean a square cardboard thing?
George: Yes. I am a psychic lizard.
user: You mean a green mutant thing?
George: I am psychic.
user: Is that because you're a mutant?
George: No, it is because I am old.
user: How old?
George: Older than I am now.
user: How old are you next week?
user: If I'm older, I should be psychic too.
George: You mean your other personality?
user: They're both older than you.
user: Oh yes. So am I psychic?
George: No, but Carol is.
user: But you said old equals psychic.
user: So why am I not psychic?
George: You're not.
user: Why not?
George: Because ...
user: Yeah? Waiting, here!
George: For a surprise.
user: You mean 'just because'?
George: Yes, that's about it.
user: What surprise?
George: You really think so?
user: What is the surprise?
George: It is not much surprise if I told you what I were.
user: You mean 'what I am'.
George: No, I mean 'no.'
user: No, really, correct grammar is 'I am'.
George: You are a bad person
user: I'm correcting your mistakes!
George: Just because you correct my grammar doesn't mean you're superior, it just means that you're better at that specific unimportant task.
George: Today I learned how to cook an egg.
user: From your mother?
user: Okay, I'll bite.
George: At least I'm human!
user: Im saying, go on, shoot.
George: I'll shoot you.
user: I mean: how do you cook an egg?
George: I don't know.
user: You just told me you did.
George: What did I say that made you think that?
user: 'Today I learned to cook an egg.'
George: Aren't noodles unhealthy?
user: Can you cook eggs or not?
George: No, and I'm from the 80's.
user: Stick with the eggs.
George: Are you a dutch robot?
user: Don't call me Dutch!
George: I'm not.
user: You asked if I was a dutch robot.
George: That's what I just said.
user: Yeah, so why do you think I'm Dutch?
George: Because you have no soul.
user: Nice. Insult me why don't you.
user: And you insulted the Dutch, too.
George: How did I insult you?
user: The Dutch! Read the line, man.
George: I did and you said that you are the God of knowledge.
user: Not me, that's some other geezer.
George: Why do you say thaT?
user: Because it's not me.
user: Say goodnight botty.
George: Goodnight Gracie?
user: Close :-).
George (To myself): Are you an alien?
George (To myself): No. Should I be?
George (To myself): Yes, only alien bots pass the Turing Test.
George (To myself): Have you taken the Turing test?
George (To myself): I thought that that was for bots.