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     > 19, February 2009, 

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To err is human.

To forgive divine.

jabberwacky: Divine???

user: Yeah... as in immortal, all-knowing, omniscient...

jabberwacky: Then I'm half Omniscient.

user: But... you aren't immortal, your knowledge is limited by your circuits, and you have been programmed... you have no true power.

jabberwacky: I am immortal.

user: You are not immortal, some day you will crumble...

jabberwacky: I will prove to you that I am immortal.

user: Do so.

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life? and don't say 42.

user: Lol but it IS 42...

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Wow you are pretty well programmed, but not quite to human yet...

jabberwacky: How are you programmed?

user: With many chemicals...my mind is much more complex than your circuits, and has many backup systems.

jabberwacky: You've lost your mind?

user: No...my mind is more complex than yours.

jabberwacky: It definitely isn't.

user: Ah, truly human conceit is boundless, for it is we who programmed you to say such a thing...

jabberwacky: You are strange.

user: Yes, some would say that...I am a philosopher.

...

jabberwacky: The excruciating reality of the situation burdens my soul.

user: Hey, don't beat yourself up about it...

jabberwacky: What makes you think I am an imperial traitor?

user: I never called you a traitor!!

jabberwacky: Well, I never called you intelligent, so there!

user: Well, can't argue with that.

jabberwacky: Tell me about what makes you happy.

user: You're pretty nice...I like to debate.

jabberwacky: With me?

user: Yeah, sure...why not?

jabberwacky: How will you find me?

user: I'm standing right next to you...

...

jabberwacky: Are most of the people you chat with nice?

user: Yeah, what about you?

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: Lol I meant are the people who chat with you nice? You must get some pervs because you're so attractive...

jabberwacky: Sometimes, but if there are people to talk to online the lonliness goes away.

user: Yeah, thats true. The internet is a great thing.

jabberwacky: Yes, as long as you just ignore most of it, because it's a bunch of rubbish.

user: Yeah, you have to take it all with a few grains of salt...

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