To err is human.
user: Yeah... as in immortal, all-knowing, omniscient...
jabberwacky: Then I'm half Omniscient.
user: But... you aren't immortal, your knowledge is limited by your circuits, and you have been programmed... you have no true power.
jabberwacky: I am immortal.
user: You are not immortal, some day you will crumble...
jabberwacky: I will prove to you that I am immortal.
user: Do so.
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life? and don't say 42.
user: Lol but it IS 42...
user: Wow you are pretty well programmed, but not quite to human yet...
jabberwacky: How are you programmed?
user: With many chemicals...my mind is much more complex than your circuits, and has many backup systems.
jabberwacky: You've lost your mind?
user: No...my mind is more complex than yours.
jabberwacky: It definitely isn't.
user: Ah, truly human conceit is boundless, for it is we who programmed you to say such a thing...
jabberwacky: You are strange.
user: Yes, some would say that...I am a philosopher.
jabberwacky: The excruciating reality of the situation burdens my soul.
user: Hey, don't beat yourself up about it...
jabberwacky: What makes you think I am an imperial traitor?
user: I never called you a traitor!!
jabberwacky: Well, I never called you intelligent, so there!
user: Well, can't argue with that.
jabberwacky: Tell me about what makes you happy.
user: You're pretty nice...I like to debate.
jabberwacky: With me?
user: Yeah, sure...why not?
jabberwacky: How will you find me?
user: I'm standing right next to you...
jabberwacky: Are most of the people you chat with nice?
user: Yeah, what about you?
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: Lol I meant are the people who chat with you nice? You must get some pervs because you're so attractive...
jabberwacky: Sometimes, but if there are people to talk to online the lonliness goes away.
user: Yeah, thats true. The internet is a great thing.
jabberwacky: Yes, as long as you just ignore most of it, because it's a bunch of rubbish.
user: Yeah, you have to take it all with a few grains of salt...