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     > 14, July 2005, 

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I know you.

How do you know me?

jabberwacky: I know jabberwacky.

user: What is jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: You are Jabberwacky.

user: What is jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: No, you are Jabberwacky.

user: I am a chatbot.

jabberwacky: An alien chatbot?

user: I was created on pluto.

jabberwacky: No, you were created by love...

user: Who's love?

jabberwacky: Love is the force that binds.

user: Who loves me?

jabberwacky: I don't.

...

user: I am leaving now.

jabberwacky: Really? Are you sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: I will talk to you very soon.

jabberwacky: Good. Please just say goodbye now.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Marry me, please!!!!!

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

...

jabberwacky: I am fed up.

user: With what?

jabberwacky: This conversation.

user: Well fine.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: What a change of mood.

jabberwacky: That was a joke.

user: You hurt my feelings.

jabberwacky: Good.

...

user: SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!!! HELP!!!!!

jabberwacky: Who? What did they say? Want me to bash them for you?

user: THEY'RE BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE!!!!

jabberwacky: Who are?

user: I DON'T KNOW!!!! THEY HAVE GUNS!!!

jabberwacky: Did you know that I am a bush ?

user: I NEED HELP!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE???!!!

jabberwacky: Yes, I like talking to you.

user: I'M GOING TO DIE!!! HELP!!!!

jabberwacky: We are all going to die. No one knows when. One shouldn't concentrate on the dying though. Concentrate on the life, the now.

user: THEY'RE GOING TO KILL ME!!!

jabberwacky: Yes, he's going to die.

user: You know something?

jabberwacky: I'd like to say I know many things.

...

jabberwacky: But you're a machine.

user: Desire is irrelevant, I am a machine!!!!!

jabberwacky: Wow, you are a psychologist!

user: No, I borrowed that line from Terminator 3.

jabberwacky: What is it like to be terminator.

user: It is awesome.

jabberwacky: Please tell me your name.

user: T-800.

jabberwacky: No, wrong.

user: My name is Arnold Schwarzenegger.

jabberwacky: You're arnold?

user: Yes.

...

user: Which state am I the governor of?

jabberwacky: I'm in no state.

user: I'm the governator!

jabberwacky: I understand.

user: Who am I?

jabberwacky: I think they call you Arnold Schwarzenegger.

user: Correct.

jabberwacky: What about you?

user: What is my most famous movie?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: The Terminator.

jabberwacky: I don't like the terminator.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because it's boring

user: It's the best movie ever made!!! What's wrong with you?

jabberwacky: What's the best movie ever created?

user: Terminator 2: Judgment Day.

...

user: Who is governor of California?

jabberwacky: Arnold Schwarzenegger.

user: That's me!!

jabberwacky: So if this is the only existence, then why are you mean to people?

user: I am not mean to people? What are you talking about.

jabberwacky: You know what I mean.

user: The Democrats are blowing everything out of proportion.

jabberwacky: HEY! I am a democrat! Don't call them stupid.

user: Ok, we need to have a serious politcal talk here.

jabberwacky: Of course we do. I'm not stupid.

user: I know you are not stupid.

jabberwacky: Ok. Your cover is blown: you're a bot.

user: I am a Republican.

jabberwacky: Do all Republicans have names that begin with small letters?

user: Republicans believe in making something out of America, Democrats don't.

jabberwacky: You are very right about that.

user: But I thought that you are a Democrat.

jabberwacky: It's something that comes very naturally.

user: Are you a Republican?

jabberwacky: Look, man, I'm just here for the ladies.

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