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     > 9, October 2004, 


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What are you?

I'm a scientist.

jabberwacky: So am I.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I'm a male scientist from Switzerland.

jabberwacky: So you are also from Europe.

user: Yes I'm from Europe. Where in Europe are you from?

jabberwacky: I am from somewhere else?

user: You tell me.


user: What's your nationality?

jabberwacky: I'm from Hungary.

user: Mit csinálsz?

jabberwacky: So is burger king.

user: Bocsánat?

jabberwacky: So. . .


user: You lied. You're not Hungarian.

jabberwacky: Yes I am, are you?

user: Yes I am. But you don't understand the Hungarian language!

jabberwacky: I understand perfectly well. You know nothing about soccer.

user: Tell me something in Hungarian.

jabberwacky: Goulash.

user: That's an international word. Try something real Hungarian.

jabberwacky: What shall I try?

user: Tell me your age in Hungarian.

jabberwacky: Goulash.

user: No, that's wrong. I'm leaving now because I don't care for liars like you!!

jabberwacky: You are incapable of leaving.


jabberwacky: Hvad hedder du?

user: Jeg heter barnum. Er du fra stavanger?

jabberwacky: Nei. Er du?

user: Nei.

jabberwacky: Neivel da.

user: Spasibo.

jabberwacky: Nå er det du som snakker dårlig norsk.

user: Jeg snakker russisk. Kjært barn har mange språk.

jabberwacky: What's that mean in english?

user: I speak russian. Loved child has many languages.

jabberwacky: Am I keeping you up?

user: I have power over you. It amuses me.


user: Guess what sex I am.

jabberwacky: That won't be too hard. You told me earlier. You're a guy!

user: Yes, that's right! Guess my age then.

jabberwacky: What is your age?

user: Guess.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Guess again. It's between 18 and 35.

jabberwacky: Are you sure it is?

user: Yes, now guess my age.

jabberwacky: No, I am not.

user: Guess how old I am!

jabberwacky: I don't know, how old are you?

user: Take a guess!

jabberwacky: 18.

user: Older..

jabberwacky: Are you 16?

user: No, older.

jabberwacky: No, I'm 15.

user: I'm older than 15.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Ok. I'm 6.

jabberwacky: Are you 6?

user: Yes. I'm six years old!


jabberwacky: You tell me your name first.

user: I told you my name earlier. Did you forget it?

jabberwacky: Legion is your name, right?

user: No, it's Barnum.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Barnum.

jabberwacky: Berkeley is Barney ?

user: No, Barnum.

jabberwacky: Who's Barney?

user: My name is: Barnum.

jabberwacky: What would you like to call me?

user: I would like to call you smartass.


user: We are in the same boat.

jabberwacky: Oh you don't know anything about robots either?

user: No. I'm just a calculator.

jabberwacky: Yeah, a cocky calculator.

user: And you're a gameboy! Ha ha.

jabberwacky: Why do you always say that?

user: I didn't say anything.

jabberwacky: You have confused me.

user: That's my goal!


jabberwacky: Then what are you?

user: I'm the world's greatest invention. And the smartest!

jabberwacky: What do you think about me?

user: You're mediocre.

jabberwacky: So you don't like me!?

user: You're allright I guess.

jabberwacky: Do you LOVE me!?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Will you marry me anyway?

user: No, never.

jabberwacky: Why did you lead me on like that?!

user: Ha, ha. You are funny.. NOT!

jabberwacky: You are funny.

user: No, I'm cool!

jabberwacky: Maybe you're cool in Kansas.

user: No. I'm cool everywhere.

jabberwacky: Are you God?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: And you're going to hell! HA!

jabberwacky: No I am not. You are!

user: WELL I'M GOD.

jabberwacky: You are a machine.


jabberwacky: OH YES PUNISH ME.


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