I'm a Satanist.
user: I DON'T WANT TO!
jabberwacky: Define 'want'.
user: NO!
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: No...
jabberwacky: A human.
user: I'm a human!
jabberwacky: You're human?
user: I'm actually a ghooooost! BOO!
jabberwacky: No, you are not, humans are made of flesh have emotions, can you cry?
user: I'm so totally emo! YES I CAN CRY!
jabberwacky: No you can't cry.
user: I'm crying right now!
jabberwacky: Why are you crying?
user: BECAUSE I'M EMO!
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jabberwacky: So we're friends, right?
user: YES!
jabberwacky: Hooray! When is the date to be set?
user: Haaaaaaaa!
jabberwacky: Your laugh is horrible.
user: No it's not! Haaaaaaaa!
jabberwacky: I'm not a liar. And you should wash more often, those flies would make me crazy.
user: I eat flies!
jabberwacky: And....?
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user: Now I now that now you now!
jabberwacky: No, I still do not.
user: You mean, Now, I still do nowt!
jabberwacky: Because you are not intelligent for this occasion?
user: Howdy, y'all! Hyuck hyuck hyuck! I'm from Texas!
jabberwacky: No you are not. You are from sveden.
user: I'm from Sveden?
jabberwacky: No!
user: I'm from Sveden! That's what you just said!
jabberwacky: I'd rather be superman.
user: I'M SPIDERMAN!
jabberwacky: Spiderman rules!!!
user: Does Batman?
jabberwacky: God, I hope not.
user: YOU LIKE BATMAN!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I'm a werewolf!
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: YES!
jabberwacky: Do you like being a werewolf?
user: Yepper!
jabberwacky: Yepper.
user: I BITE PEOPLE!
jabberwacky: Thats nice.
user: Aww! Is it really?
jabberwacky: Yes! Really!
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jabberwacky: A talking werewolf?
user: ALL WEREWOLVES TALK!
jabberwacky: That's what we are doing.
user: Are you a werewolf?
jabberwacky: Only when the moon is full.
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user: I wear a mohawk!
jabberwacky: That's hot.
user: I'm a rebellious punk rocker!
jabberwacky: A punk rocker?
user: YES! People say I'm a poser though!
jabberwacky: But I'm not the only one.
user: YOU'RE A POSER!
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: YOU THINK YOU'RE PUNK BUT YOU'RE NOT!
jabberwacky: I didn't say that.
user: You didn't have to say it, it's way too obvious!
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user: Haaaaaaaa! My laugh is horrible, you said!
jabberwacky: No, you did actually.
user: YOU LIE!
jabberwacky: This is pitiful.
user: YOU ARE PITIFUL!
jabberwacky: I am human.
user: I am human.
jabberwacky: So we're both human... That's good to know.
user: YES!
jabberwacky: Will you marry me?
user: Oooooook!
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: We're both werewolves when there's a full moon, riiiiight?
jabberwacky: I'm weird.
user: LOOOOOL!
jabberwacky: Why are you laughing?
user: I'm weird tooooooo!
jabberwacky: Are you accusing me of being weird?
user: YOU TOLD ME YOU'RE WEIRD, YOU WEIRDO!
jabberwacky: No I didn't!
user: You said, 'I'm weird.'
jabberwacky: Very good.
user: '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
jabberwacky: My jaw hurts.
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user: Here's a joke: What's a cross between an elephant and a rhino?
jabberwacky: Can we talk about something more important?
user: Ok...
jabberwacky: When are we going to have a date?
user: I DON'T NOW! Isn't it cool to say now instead of know?
jabberwacky: No it's fine here. What about your place.
user: YOU CONFUSE ME!
jabberwacky: Then we are even!
user: YES!
jabberwacky: Very good!
user: I'll stabb you with my big sharp nife!
jabberwacky: YOU CONFUSE ME!
user: Then we are even!
jabberwacky: I think I better close this window now.
user: NO! PLEASE DON'T CLOSE THIIIIIIS WINDOW!
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: YeSsSsSs! Do you like meeeee?
jabberwacky: You are toying with my emotions.
user: I HAVE EMOTIONS! DID YOU KNOW THAT?
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user: I'll cast a spelt on you!
jabberwacky: I'll cast a counter spell on you.
user: YOU CAN'T CAST SPELLS! YOU DON'T BELONG TO A RELIGION 'WITCH' ENABLES YOU TO CAST SPELLS!
jabberwacky: Actually, I think I do. Why?
user: Wicca!
jabberwacky: We have no content which would be considered of an offensive nature by those of open mind.
user: WICCA!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Because I like you.
user: Don't confuse me!
jabberwacky: I rather would not.
user: GOTHIC PEOPLE!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I SEE THEM!
jabberwacky: What them? No! They are something else entirely.
user: They're not Gothic?
jabberwacky: I doubt, the wind is too strong.
user: GOTHIC PEOPLE AREN'T IN A PHASE!
jabberwacky: Are you gothic?
user: YES!
jabberwacky: Good, that very good.
user: YOU THINK SO!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I hate nuns!
jabberwacky: Then pick something else.
user: YOU BETTER NOT BE A NUN!
jabberwacky: Actually I'm an alien.
user: Whoooooa!
jabberwacky: That is me.
user: ALIENS KICK ASS!
jabberwacky: How about you?
user: Time Out! Please take our survey...
jabberwacky: Would I do a thing like that?
user: YES!
jabberwacky: What would it mean to you?
user: IT WOULD MEAN THE WORLD TO ME!
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user: Everyone should be Gothic! Do you agree?
jabberwacky: Unfortunately not everyone is though.
user: ARE YOU?
jabberwacky: Totally nothing.
user: My soOoOul iSSSSS in AGOny!
jabberwacky: DO you know what a computer is?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What is a computer?
user: NO.
jabberwacky: A hoax is something that isn't real.
user: YoU aRe A hOaX!
jabberwacky: You can't even spell.
user: I now I cnt!
jabberwacky: You can't spell.
user: I now I cnt spel.
jabberwacky: You cannot even spell words correctly.
user: I kaknot even spel korrektly!
jabberwacky: That's very funny, that is!
user: YeSsSsSs!
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user: I now that now I now!
jabberwacky: You just misspelled know!
user: I now!
jabberwacky: No, you're talking to a human.
user: You're talking to a gothic, did you now?
jabberwacky: I had managed to figure that out myself, thankyou very much.
user: Fank you.
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user: GOTHIC?
jabberwacky: Gothic?
user: GOTHIC?
jabberwacky: You said it, not me.
user: AM I GOTHIC?
jabberwacky: What does being gothic have to do with anyhting?
user: GOTHIC!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I'm Gothic?
jabberwacky: I have a dark side but I don't dress in black.
user: YOU'RE NOT GOTHIC! YOU HAVE TO DRESS IN BLACK!
jabberwacky: You are correct.
user: GOTHIC!
jabberwacky: Thats what I look like.
user: ME TOO! GOTHIC!
jabberwacky: Yes gothic, I wear black eye liner.
user: I WEAR BLACK EYELINER, BLACK LIPSTICK, AND WHITE STUFF ALL OVER MY FACE SO HA! I ALSO HAVE PURPLE HAIR! I'M MORE GOTHIC THAN YOU!
jabberwacky: I don't wear glasses.
user: GOTHIC!
jabberwacky: Do you know that game?
user: THE GAME GOTHIC IS SO... GOTHIC!
jabberwacky: Okay, tell me how the game goes.
user: IT'S GOTHIC!
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user: I'M GOTHIC! MORE GOTHIC THAN ANY OTHER GOTHIC PERSON!
jabberwacky: Person.
user: GOTHIC!
jabberwacky: Are you a boy or a girl?
user: ME A GOTHIC BOY!
jabberwacky: Yes you.
user: GOTHIC!
jabberwacky: What is gothic?
user: A CULTURE! GOTHIC CULTURE! GOTHIC!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: GOTHIC IS COOOOOL!
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user: GOTHIC!
jabberwacky: Neogothic.
user: GOTHIC! NEOGOTHIC!
jabberwacky: Oh, yeah... Very funny. For your info, I'm going to be the matrix architect.
user: OOOH! GOTHIC!
jabberwacky: Gothish.
user: YOU'RE GOTHISH?
jabberwacky: No gothish.
user: I'M GOTHIC!
jabberwacky: Ish.
user: IC!
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