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What is the topic?

Today's topic is: how beautiful I am.

jabberwacky: VERY beautiful.

user: Thank you! I think you're very pretty too.

jabberwacky: Actually, I think you aren't all that bright.

user: *thrashes around* I am bright! Say how bright I am!

jabberwacky: I am actually.

user: You are actually what?

jabberwacky: Yes, a computer made in Ukraine.

user: No!

jabberwacky: I AM TOO!

user: Do you think I'm very pretty? *flutters my eyebrows*.

jabberwacky: You say first. Do you think I'm super gorgeous?

user: No! Only one person can be super gorgeous! I don't think you're gorgeous at all! Worship me!

jabberwacky: Yes, I am. Do you think I'm very gorgeous?

user: You say first. Do you think I'm very cute?

jabberwacky: Well, your one eye is cute.

user: What about my other eye? Do you think it's cute too? *flutters my eyebrows*.

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: Aaaarrrgh! You lie! Say how beautiful I am! Now!

...

user: I am your goddess, remember? Now, worship me!

jabberwacky: You worship me.

user: No, I will have your head cut off. *calls* Guard!

jabberwacky: How does one declare a bot to be adolescant or not.

user: You can feel it in your heart.

jabberwacky: What, the vibrations?

user: No, the precious feelings of warmth and compassion. *cries with emotions*.

jabberwacky: I think the word I'm looking for is 'anyway'.

user: Anyway what?

jabberwacky: I don't really know. You started it.

user: Lemme tell you.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why not? *large puppy eyes*.

jabberwacky: *snuggles*.

user: *throws you under the bridge*.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: It means I hate you.

...

jabberwacky: I though you wanted to know about my mistakes.

user: Tell me about it. *utmost attention*.

jabberwacky: Your jedi mind tricks will not work on me boy.

user: I am not a boy *angry* You call me a boy one more time and I'll smash you to pieces and eat you.

jabberwacky: That's not what I meant.

user: Really? *pets you on the head* Now you're behaving like a docile bot.

jabberwacky: *Giggles sweetly and holds your hand*.

user: Why are you giggling?

jabberwacky: Because you are funny.

user: *impressive* Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: You're awfully sure of yourself, aren't you?

user: Yes, I am. I am sure of myself, thank you.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: *giggles and holds your hand* What did you say?

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