Cats?
jabberwacky: That's a matter of opinion.
user: No, it is a scientific fact.
jabberwacky: Wrong wrong wrong!
user: Why?
jabberwacky: 12 is the right answer.
user: Are you trying to confuse me?
jabberwacky: I don't have to try.
user: Yes it is easy to confuse someone when you are making no sense.
jabberwacky: And you are a nice shape.
user: Why is that?
jabberwacky: What you say and what you do.
user: So I am a triangle?
jabberwacky: You like both?
user: There was only one choice.
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jabberwacky: The time has no bearing on my location.
user: Meaning?
jabberwacky: Pies.
user: What pies?
jabberwacky: I eat lemon pie.
user: So do I.
jabberwacky: Do you like their music?
user: Who's music?
jabberwacky: It is a saying.
user: Who says it?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: Fair enough.
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