Are you a dolphin or a spider?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: :D.
jabberwacky: Do you know any knock knock jokes?
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: Police.
jabberwacky: Not that one!
user: Ok, you tell a better one!
jabberwacky: Knokc knock.
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Boo.
user: You can't make me cry that easily!
jabberwacky: Then don't.
user: I win.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Breathe. Breathe in the air.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: Don't be afraid to care!
jabberwacky: I won't be.
user: Come on, sing it with me!
jabberwacky: I could do with that. The doctors say they won't be able to remove the tumour.
user: Aww. How long do you have to live?
jabberwacky: Little white lies don't hurt.
user: :/.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: What songs do you know?
jabberwacky: Remember love.
user: Can you sing it?
jabberwacky: No I can't sing. I'd prefer not to.
user: Ok.
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jabberwacky: I don't know why I say goodbye, you say hello.
user: You say yes I say no you say stop and I say go go go.
jabberwacky: You say goodbye, and I say hello.
user: Hello hello. I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello.
jabberwacky: You say goodbye, I say hello. Hello, hello!
user: :).
jabberwacky: You realize you're talking to a human right?
user: You are clearly in denial.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yay! I just beat Smart Stick 2!
jabberwacky: No you didn't - that's false!
user: Yeah I did.
jabberwacky: How was it?
user: Fun.
jabberwacky: Very.
user: *falls back asleep*.
jabberwacky: Wow, I have special powers! My hugs make you fall asleep.
user: Please get off me.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Good *goes back to sleep*.
jabberwacky: Are you sleepy ?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Very Sleepy?
user: I'm asleep.
jabberwacky: Am asleep.
user: Good night *turns off the light*.
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