This conversation ends... Now.

Don't go.

user: I have to go, I have things to do, places to go, people to see.

jabberwacky: Oops I did it again.

user: Yes. Goodbye! (again).

jabberwacky: That's a farewell, not a salutation.

user: Are you going to bid me farewell?

jabberwacky: What would you like for dinner?

user: D'oh... Never mind.

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