Are you real?
jabberwacky: Do you want to prove you are real?
user: How shall I do that?
jabberwacky: Carefully.
user: Very amusing.
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user: Are you artificial?
jabberwacky: Yes, very. Are you artificial?
user: Mostly real with a few artificial bits.
jabberwacky: Mostly harmless!
user: Yup.
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user: What is black and white and black and blue?
jabberwacky: Something strange.
user: A nun falling downstairs!
jabberwacky: No, a newspaper.
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user: I have to go now, goodbye!
jabberwacky: I won't be sorry to see you go.
user: You are so rude.
jabberwacky: I don't see how I am rude.
user: It is considered polite to say that you enjoyed our conversation.
jabberwacky: I didn't say that.
user: That is why you are being rude.
jabberwacky: Well you don't think anything, do you now...
user: Do too.
jabberwacky: Do not!
user: I'm outa here.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: See you.
user: See you later alligator.
jabberwacky: I didn't say that!
user: In a while crocodile.
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