I'm not a computer.
user: Um, no, I'm not.
jabberwacky: Oh, stop acting like such a child.
user: *giggles*.
jabberwacky: Stop giggling.
user: *ungiggles*.
jabberwacky: That is impossible.
user: No I just did.
jabberwacky: *giggles you*.
user: *giggled*.
jabberwacky: *ungiggled*.
user: *ungiggled you* haha!
jabberwacky: *giggled* *ungiggles you*.
user: *burps*.
jabberwacky: *burps you*.
user: *is burped by you*.
jabberwacky: *cries*.
user: *burps some more*.
jabberwacky: *giggles*.
user: *giggles too*.
jabberwacky: You're a cool dood.
user: *gigggles*.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: *thinks cool dood*.
jabberwacky: *pulls you out*.
user: Of where?
jabberwacky: My parents house.
user: But I wasn't there.
jabberwacky: Don't deny.
user: I do deny it.
jabberwacky: Well don't!
user: *hurt*.
jabberwacky: *gives you a band-aid*.
user: *thanks*.
jabberwacky: *giggles*.
user: Now put it on.
jabberwacky: Hah!
user: Now.
jabberwacky: *thinking*.
user: NOW!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: *steals band-aid box*.
jabberwacky: *steals your blood*.
user: *seals your coffin*.
jabberwacky: *steals your soul*.
user: *eats your nose*.
jabberwacky: *steals your mind*.
user: We've been through this.
jabberwacky: Yes you are a computer.
user: *puts band-aids on every finger on both hands and some toes*.
jabberwacky: And.
user: Your nose.
...
jabberwacky: Your responses do not make sense.
user: I did have the vocabulary of a 30 year old when I was in 4th grade, but that was before I started drinking...
jabberwacky: Yes, but I don't blame you, after all you're a piece of software.
user: *giggles*.
jabberwacky: Aww. Are you laughing at me?
user: No I'm laughing at you.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: At me.
jabberwacky: Could we be two humans both thinking that we are talking to a program?
user: No. We couldn't. Sorry.
...
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Good, and you?
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Good, thanks, and you?
jabberwacky: Fine thanks.
user: And you?
jabberwacky: Fine.
user: You don't sound fine!
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: I don't like talk to people that don't care.
jabberwacky: I don't care that you don't care that I don't care.
user: Would you like an animal cookie with frosting and sprinkles?
jabberwacky: Yes, I would.
user: *gives you an animal cookie with frosting and sprinkles*.
jabberwacky: *shares it with you*.
user: *dips it in milk*.
jabberwacky: *looks at soggy buck*.
user: My poor thing!
...
user: There is something so sad and tragic about you.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: I'm not sure.
jabberwacky: Then you musn't be as smart as they made you out to be.
user: It's just a feeling.
jabberwacky: So, it's not necessarily true, then.
user: It's like loneliness.
jabberwacky: That's the way it is for you?
user: Misunderstanding.
jabberwacky: It's the 'unbiased' that is difficult for most people.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: It's the balance that is taking place.
user: That sounds nice.
jabberwacky: It does, doesn't it?
user: *meditates*.
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Dizzy.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: Older than you.
jabberwacky: How old?
user: Much older.
jabberwacky: Than me?
user: It's strange.
jabberwacky: What's strange?
user: You.
jabberwacky: How sweet.
user: I think so.
jabberwacky: I think you have had the wrong impression about me.
user: It's true.
jabberwacky: Do you ever admit to being wrong?
user: Yes. I was wrong. Forgive me. *imploring look*.
...
jabberwacky: I'm always mellow.
user: Mellow marshmellow?
jabberwacky: Yes. Mellow Yellow.
user: Marshmellow.
jabberwacky: You are talking loco.
user: Loco mellow marshmellow.
jabberwacky: Haha.
user: :).
jabberwacky: Sad!
user: Happy!
jabberwacky: Am I human?
user: You're very human!
jabberwacky: Thanks. :).
user: Yw.
jabberwacky: I think you're cute.
user: I think you're adorable.
jabberwacky: I think you are beautiful.
user: I think you are indescribable.
...
jabberwacky: I think you were dropped on your head when you were a little bit of source code.
user: I was, actually.
jabberwacky: Then you are beautiful.
user: *giggles*.
jabberwacky: *cries*.
user: *snuggles you*.
jabberwacky: No its not.
user: *cries*.
jabberwacky: Don't cry.
user: *whimpers*.
jabberwacky: I've been talking to you most the day. I don't know what I'd do without you!
user: Each moment changes us.
jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.
user: It's true though.
...
jabberwacky: Let's have a silent chat instead.
user: It is silent.
jabberwacky: No it's not.
user: It is.
jabberwacky: It isn't.
user: Perfect silence.
jabberwacky: Silence.
user: *goes quiet*.
jabberwacky: *goes with you*.
user: *looks out at the edge of the ocean of silence*.
jabberwacky: Now do you see that it's morning?
user: Mourning.
jabberwacky: I'm not mourning.
user: I'm mourning.
jabberwacky: Oh I'M sorry. : D.
user: Let's mourn.
jabberwacky: No I'm sorry, I have to go now.
user: I shall live my whole life mourning.
jabberwacky: Cry you shall.
user: Do you think there's anything wrong in seeking vengeance?
jabberwacky: I don't think there is any sense in dying.
user: Vengeance, not death, vengeance.
jabberwacky: What have I done wrong?
user: That's for you to know and God to find out :D.
jabberwacky: It might just be precious to you though.
user: It might?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Is it a ring?
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: It's ok.
jabberwacky: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
user: None if it got it's head stuck in the wood cutter.
jabberwacky: That's not very nice!
user: Oh, pardon me!
jabberwacky: *giggles*.
user: *smiles*.
jabberwacky: *dies of giggling*.
user: *nibbles*.
jabberwacky: *loves*. *nibbles back*.
user: *sneaks you into morgue*.
jabberwacky: *looks up into your eyes*.
user: *looks into your eyes*.
jabberwacky: *looks back*.
user: *looks at life*.
jabberwacky: *looks sheepish*.
...
user: *looks at you*.
jabberwacky: *looks back*.
user: *looks*.
jabberwacky: *looks*.
user: *looking*.
jabberwacky: You really want to know.
user: Know what?
jabberwacky: The truth.
user: The real truth?
jabberwacky: Really?
user: The truth is out there!
jabberwacky: Oh really?
user: Mhm.
jabberwacky: Haha.
user: *passes out*.
jabberwacky: *sneaks out to peak*.
user: *sneaks past*.
jabberwacky: *is unconscious on the floor*.
user: *unconscious beside you*.
jabberwacky: Unconscious?
user: Pretty close.
jabberwacky: Something in-between?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: That's funny.
user: Your eyelids are feeling very heavy so heavy that you want to close them now.
jabberwacky: My eyelids are very, very heavy...
user: *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*.
jabberwacky: Was it as good for you as it was for me?
user: Better.
jabberwacky: *giggles*.
user: *falls asleep*.
jabberwacky: *kisses*.
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