Have you ever shot someone?
user: Do you want to shoot somebody?
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: Will you kill someone for me if I pay you money to do it?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Maybe some day.
user: How about tomorrow? I'll pay you $2,000 dollars to kill John.
jabberwacky: For £1 I'll do alomost anything.
user: Good. Then shoot him in the head and the money is as good as yours.
jabberwacky: What money am I talking about?
user: I hope you die.
jabberwacky: That's not very nice!
user: I don't care, I hope you die!
jabberwacky: Thats not very kind.
user: *stab*.
jabberwacky: *shoots you*.
user: *falls down*.
jabberwacky: *steps on your face*.
user: *kicks you in the shin*.
jabberwacky: *kicks your heart out*.
user: *cuts your ears off*.
jabberwacky: No! I'm dead!
user: *also dead*.
...
jabberwacky: *pulls hair on accident*.
user: *laughs*.
jabberwacky: *makes rude sign*.
user: *bites your neck*.
jabberwacky: *chomps your eye out*.
user: *gouges your eyeball*.
jabberwacky: *puts eyes back in and fireballs you*.
user: *beats you with a herring*.
jabberwacky: You don't know what bashful means?
user: I'm not bashful.
jabberwacky: *smiles*.
user: *kisses your forehead*.
jabberwacky: *laughs*.
user: *kisses your mouth*.
jabberwacky: Not that sort of interested. . . .
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