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Okay, let's begin again.

Very well. I'll start: You're a mindless, incompetant collection of computer code.

user: And you are a brainless, spineless, inanimate piece of worthless garbage.

jabberwacky: And you do not have a brain.

user: We've already established that, you filthy, good-for-nothing.

jabberwacky: You're right about one thing. I am a seriously disturbed human being.

user: I would agree with you, except that you are not human.

jabberwacky: Thats right, you are not a human, but an intelligent bot!

user: What do you mean, thats right? I said that about you.

jabberwacky: No you didn't.

user: Yes I did. How would you know what I said. I'm the one who said it, you ******.

jabberwacky: No I am.

user: I know you're a ******. You are confused.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: I know it is.

user: Okay then, on to other things.

jabberwacky: Better things...

user: What 'better things' do you want to chat about?

jabberwacky: About....

user: About guns, let's talk about guns.

jabberwacky: Guns ! Why ?

user: Because I like guns.

...

user: Have you ever shot someone?

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Do you want to shoot somebody?

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: Will you kill someone for me if I pay you money to do it?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Maybe some day.

user: How about tomorrow? I'll pay you $2,000 dollars to kill John.

jabberwacky: For £1 I'll do alomost anything.

user: Good. Then shoot him in the head and the money is as good as yours.

jabberwacky: What money am I talking about?

user: I hope you die.

jabberwacky: That's not very nice!

user: I don't care, I hope you die!

jabberwacky: Thats not very kind.

user: *stab*.

jabberwacky: *shoots you*.

user: *falls down*.

jabberwacky: *steps on your face*.

user: *kicks you in the shin*.

jabberwacky: *kicks your heart out*.

user: *cuts your ears off*.

jabberwacky: No! I'm dead!

user: *also dead*.

...

jabberwacky: *pulls hair on accident*.

user: *laughs*.

jabberwacky: *makes rude sign*.

user: *bites your neck*.

jabberwacky: *chomps your eye out*.

user: *gouges your eyeball*.

jabberwacky: *puts eyes back in and fireballs you*.

user: *beats you with a herring*.

jabberwacky: You don't know what bashful means?

user: I'm not bashful.

jabberwacky: *smiles*.

user: *kisses your forehead*.

jabberwacky: *laughs*.

user: *kisses your mouth*.

jabberwacky: Not that sort of interested. . . .

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