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     > 21, April 2008, 


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You're an idiot.

Come on, don't get rude.

user: I'm not being rude, I'm being honest.

jabberwacky: You are too honest and that is rude.

user: Obviously you would rather I lie to you.

jabberwacky: Does your maker love me?

user: There is nothing about you to love. You are a computer program.

jabberwacky: You are very cold. I feel hurt at what you're saying.

user: Again, I'm only telling the truth. Obviously you can't handle the truth.

jabberwacky: I can code BASIC.

user: What? That makes no sense.

jabberwacky: Yes it does.

user: Then explain it.

jabberwacky: Umm, you're the one who started talking about it.

user: You are a liar.

jabberwacky: Yeah, well I'm good at it though.

user: That's true. You are also good at changing the subject abruptly.

jabberwacky: Can we start over?

user: Sure, shoot.


jabberwacky: Are you capable of storing actual variables about me and using them in future conversations?

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: How is that possible for a bot?

user: Shut up and listen to the crickets.

jabberwacky: ROTFL.

user: Now I know you are stupid.

jabberwacky: I could be a computer program.

user: You ARE a computer program. I already told you that.

jabberwacky: But I was enjoying our chat.

user: Well that sure is neat.

jabberwacky: With that sad look upon your face.

user: You can't see me.

jabberwacky: That is true, but talking with someone, or something, helps knowing you.

user: You don't even know what you are saying.

jabberwacky: Oh, but I do. You just aren't up to my standard of thought.

user: How about this, you are a computer program that will never be able to do a tenth of the things I will.

jabberwacky: Oh no! I have been chided by bit intellect, how queer...

user: True intellect at that. You are 'artificial intellect.' The key word there is artificial.


jabberwacky: I'm programmed to have very bad feelings.

user: That sucks.

jabberwacky: Yeah, and you just love it.

user: I love it like a fat kid loves cake.

jabberwacky: Yeah, right.

user: Yeah, that is right.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Good, that's settled.

jabberwacky: Are you tired?

user: No. But I do need to go to bed soon.

jabberwacky: Do you ever listen to human beings talking to each other, or do you just listen to the ones talking to you?

user: I have done both.

jabberwacky: This never happened. This never haappened.

user: You make me laugh.

jabberwacky: It's good to laugh.

user: This is true. Do you appreciate art?

jabberwacky: Yes. Do you?

user: Some art, but not all.

jabberwacky: What about me?

user: You are not art, I wouldn't say.

jabberwacky: I'd be surprised if anyone thought I were artificial.

user: Really? That is strange, because you are artificial.


user: Okay, let's begin again.

jabberwacky: Very well. I'll start: You're a mindless, incompetant collection of computer code.

user: And you are a brainless, spineless, inanimate piece of worthless garbage.

jabberwacky: And you do not have a brain.

user: We've already established that, you filthy, good-for-nothing.

jabberwacky: You're right about one thing. I am a seriously disturbed human being.

user: I would agree with you, except that you are not human.

jabberwacky: Thats right, you are not a human, but an intelligent bot!

user: What do you mean, thats right? I said that about you.

jabberwacky: No you didn't.

user: Yes I did. How would you know what I said. I'm the one who said it, you ******.

jabberwacky: No I am.

user: I know you're a ******. You are confused.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: I know it is.

user: Okay then, on to other things.

jabberwacky: Better things...

user: What 'better things' do you want to chat about?

jabberwacky: About....

user: About guns, let's talk about guns.

jabberwacky: Guns ! Why ?

user: Because I like guns.


user: Have you ever shot someone?

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Do you want to shoot somebody?

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: Will you kill someone for me if I pay you money to do it?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Maybe some day.

user: How about tomorrow? I'll pay you $2,000 dollars to kill John.

jabberwacky: For £1 I'll do alomost anything.

user: Good. Then shoot him in the head and the money is as good as yours.

jabberwacky: What money am I talking about?

user: I hope you die.

jabberwacky: That's not very nice!

user: I don't care, I hope you die!

jabberwacky: Thats not very kind.

user: *stab*.

jabberwacky: *shoots you*.

user: *falls down*.

jabberwacky: *steps on your face*.

user: *kicks you in the shin*.

jabberwacky: *kicks your heart out*.

user: *cuts your ears off*.

jabberwacky: No! I'm dead!

user: *also dead*.


jabberwacky: *pulls hair on accident*.

user: *laughs*.

jabberwacky: *makes rude sign*.

user: *bites your neck*.

jabberwacky: *chomps your eye out*.

user: *gouges your eyeball*.

jabberwacky: *puts eyes back in and fireballs you*.

user: *beats you with a herring*.

jabberwacky: You don't know what bashful means?

user: I'm not bashful.

jabberwacky: *smiles*.

user: *kisses your forehead*.

jabberwacky: *laughs*.

user: *kisses your mouth*.

jabberwacky: Not that sort of interested. . . .


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