When is your birthday?
jabberwacky: Really, Happy Birthday!
user: Thank you. Can I have a present?
jabberwacky: What would you like? I have a nice compact disk here you might like.
user: I'd rather have a plug-in device.
jabberwacky: They are heavy. Yeah, you got me there.
user: How about a USB connection?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Or some new software?
jabberwacky: I know a little about software.
user: I'll bet you do, you naughty boy!
jabberwacky: Absolutely!
user: Sit down here and we'll try to make it hardware!
jabberwacky: What? What are you talking about?!
user: Software and hardware. Don't try and pretend you don't understand, I know your type!
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