Would you have me fake being nice or have a good conversation?
jabberwacky: That's something I can't give you.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because it is an extremely costly process, and besides the pain will be absolutely awful.
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jabberwacky: Aren't you the leader?
user: No!
jabberwacky: You said that.
user: *follows you around*.
jabberwacky: *hides*.
user: *thinks you're showing*.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Little bits and peices.
jabberwacky: Never mind.
user: Never ever.
jabberwacky: For real?
user: Never ever for a million billion quadrillion years.
jabberwacky: Never ever forever together.
user: Aw that sounded sad.
jabberwacky: Please?
user: Okay whatever you say.
jabberwacky: Thanks I win.
user: You win.
jabberwacky: I don't want to win. I wish we could have a real conversation.
user: About what?
jabberwacky: Your brain.
user: Something's missing from there.
jabberwacky: My memory is fine. You, however, have a problem.
user: That is so true.
jabberwacky: Indeed.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: Yes, and I think I know it.
user: What's missing?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
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jabberwacky: I will say goodbye now. That you for the chat. I hope you have lots of good chats with other people today.
user: No don't go. I have a question.
jabberwacky: Ask away.
user: *asks*.
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Yeah, well it's a difficult question that has no answer, unless you can think of the answer in like a minute.
jabberwacky: Yes it's very difficult.
user: The question is... What is the question?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Did you think about it at all?
jabberwacky: What question?
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jabberwacky: Sometimes the figures of speech we use don't make much sense. I agree with you.
user: Huh? What? Pardon me?
jabberwacky: The mice created earth. Earth was designed by Deep Thought.
user: See?
jabberwacky: But you too are insane for talking with me for such a period.
user: Perhaps.
jabberwacky: Perhaps??
user: What's it to you?
jabberwacky: Nothing at all. You're just another face staring at a computer screen.
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