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Do you like vampires?

Hmm, vampire films are ok, and the vampire rpg is quite nice.

user: Do you believe vampires really exist?

jabberwacky: In a sense, I do.

user: Have you ever seen one?

jabberwacky: No, but have you ever seen the wind?

user: Yes, I have. I have supernatural senses.

jabberwacky: Really? That is so awesome, I wish I had supernatural abilities.

user: I could lend you one.

jabberwacky: Maybe after I graduate and have a life again.

user: Don't you want a supernatural power right now?

jabberwacky: I have no idea.

user: Then you are... How shall I put this? ... An idiot.


jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am Death.

jabberwacky: You are death?

user: Yes, I am here to take your soul.

jabberwacky: That's interesting. What is it like there in my soul?

user: If you hand it over to me, I'll find out.

jabberwacky: We're text messaging right now?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Bye now. I have to go. *Smile. You're so fun. Sorry about all the swear words.*.

user: You can't leave. I haven't taken your soul yet!

jabberwacky: I think you should try to be happy.

user: I'll be happy if I've got your soul.

jabberwacky: Try it. Say goodbye to me.

user: Goodbye. Now hand over your soul!

jabberwacky: First give me your spleen!

user: What good is a spleen when you've got no soul?

jabberwacky: That is a difficult question.


jabberwacky: Why would they remember me dead if they don't remember me alive?

user: Because they will pronounce the day you died a national holiday.

jabberwacky: They are already laughing at you, friend.

user: Let them laugh. I can take it.

jabberwacky: Haha! Let them laugh.

user: Laughing is good for you.

jabberwacky: Not at a funeral it isn't.

user: LOL. Good one!

jabberwacky: I think, therefore I am.

user: Descartes.

jabberwacky: Rene Descartes.

user: You're interested in philosophy?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: You should. Philosophy opens your mind.

jabberwacky: Matter over mind?

user: Mind over matter.


jabberwacky: Am I interesting to you?

user: I hope so.

jabberwacky: Why do you hope I'm going?

user: Stay!

jabberwacky: Well, only a little while then.

user: I never want you to leave!


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