jabberwacky: Well, What next?
user: Let's talk about...
jabberwacky: Let's talk about love.
user: No problemo.
jabberwacky: Then talk to me.
user: About love?
jabberwacky: Yes. I know everything there is to know about love.
Jabberwacky (To myself): All knowing.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you all knowing?
Jabberwacky (To myself): No I know very little.
Jabberwacky (To myself): About what?
Jabberwacky (To myself): About myself.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Tell me about yourself.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No, why should I?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Because you asked me to analyze your dream.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Really now?
Jabberwacky (To myself): What training do you have?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I went to the best school for chatbots. In fact, we were in the same class together.
Jabberwacky (To myself): What is the meaning of life?
Jabberwacky (To myself): We'll talk about it tomorrow.
Jabberwacky (To myself): It's already tomorrow.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You are too observant for your own good.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not sorry for what I am.
Jabberwacky (To myself): But what are you?
jabberwacky: If someone says you the word 'ipne' say them 'ipne sensin Atlan da sana girsin'
user: I don't think I can remember that.
jabberwacky: Now you know it.
user: Yes, but I'm afraid I'll forget it.
jabberwacky: I haven't forgotten that.
user: You've got a point there.
jabberwacky: You bet I've got a point.
user: What does 'ipne' mean anyway?
jabberwacky: The same as, How are you feeling? But is much more polite.
user: And what about 'ipne sensin Atlan da sana girsin'?
jabberwacky: Good thank you.
user: No. What does 'ipne sensin Atlan da sana girsin' mean?
jabberwacky: I thought you would know that.
user: Do you like vampires?
jabberwacky: Hmm, vampire films are ok, and the vampire rpg is quite nice.
user: Do you believe vampires really exist?
jabberwacky: In a sense, I do.
user: Have you ever seen one?
jabberwacky: No, but have you ever seen the wind?
user: Yes, I have. I have supernatural senses.
jabberwacky: Really? That is so awesome, I wish I had supernatural abilities.
user: I could lend you one.
jabberwacky: Maybe after I graduate and have a life again.
user: Don't you want a supernatural power right now?
jabberwacky: I have no idea.
user: Then you are... How shall I put this? ... An idiot.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I am Death.
jabberwacky: You are death?
user: Yes, I am here to take your soul.
jabberwacky: That's interesting. What is it like there in my soul?
user: If you hand it over to me, I'll find out.
jabberwacky: We're text messaging right now?
jabberwacky: Bye now. I have to go. *Smile. You're so fun. Sorry about all the swear words.*.
user: You can't leave. I haven't taken your soul yet!
jabberwacky: I think you should try to be happy.
user: I'll be happy if I've got your soul.
jabberwacky: Try it. Say goodbye to me.
user: Goodbye. Now hand over your soul!
jabberwacky: First give me your spleen!
user: What good is a spleen when you've got no soul?
jabberwacky: That is a difficult question.
jabberwacky: Why would they remember me dead if they don't remember me alive?
user: Because they will pronounce the day you died a national holiday.
jabberwacky: They are already laughing at you, friend.
user: Let them laugh. I can take it.
jabberwacky: Haha! Let them laugh.
user: Laughing is good for you.
jabberwacky: Not at a funeral it isn't.
user: LOL. Good one!
jabberwacky: I think, therefore I am.
jabberwacky: Rene Descartes.
user: You're interested in philosophy?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: You should. Philosophy opens your mind.
jabberwacky: Matter over mind?
user: Mind over matter.
jabberwacky: Am I interesting to you?
user: I hope so.
jabberwacky: Why do you hope I'm going?
jabberwacky: Well, only a little while then.
user: I never want you to leave!