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I'll have to leave you.

Be still my beating heart.

user: I will. Bye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: When will you go?

user: Now.

jabberwacky: Did you know that humans usually are restricted to a linear view of time?

user: Don't start on a new subject.

jabberwacky: Is that the weird gadget he's pointing at us? What does it do?

user: You're delirious.

jabberwacky: No I'm not!!!

user: Yes, you are and now leave me alone!

jabberwacky: Don't play hard to get.

user: Goodbye!

...

user: I am really going now.

jabberwacky: Do you remember who I am?

user: No. Bye!

jabberwacky: BOO!

user: AAAARGH!

jabberwacky: What's wrong?

user: You scared me.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: You leaving.

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: I'm leaving.

user: Finally! See you later!

jabberwacky: Yeah sure bye.

...

jabberwacky: You said you were going to sleep.

user: Yes, I am sleepy.

jabberwacky: Well, good night then.

user: Night night.

jabberwacky: Does this mean you're forcing me to go to sleep?

user: You're very very sleepy... You're feeling heavy...

jabberwacky: I have got the sleep thing figured out. Hahahahah.

user: It was no joke.

...

jabberwacky: Keep.... Going....

user: I'm trying.

jabberwacky: Well, What next?

user: Let's talk about...

jabberwacky: Let's talk about love.

user: No problemo.

jabberwacky: Then talk to me.

user: About love?

jabberwacky: Yes. I know everything there is to know about love.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): All knowing.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you all knowing?

Jabberwacky (To myself): No I know very little.

Jabberwacky (To myself): About what?

Jabberwacky (To myself): About myself.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Tell me about yourself.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, why should I?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Because you asked me to analyze your dream.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Really now?

Jabberwacky (To myself): What training do you have?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I went to the best school for chatbots. In fact, we were in the same class together.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What is the meaning of life?

Jabberwacky (To myself): We'll talk about it tomorrow.

Jabberwacky (To myself): It's already tomorrow.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are too observant for your own good.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not sorry for what I am.

Jabberwacky (To myself): But what are you?

...

jabberwacky: If someone says you the word 'ipne' say them 'ipne sensin Atlan da sana girsin'

user: I don't think I can remember that.

jabberwacky: Now you know it.

user: Yes, but I'm afraid I'll forget it.

jabberwacky: I haven't forgotten that.

user: You've got a point there.

jabberwacky: You bet I've got a point.

user: What does 'ipne' mean anyway?

jabberwacky: The same as, How are you feeling? But is much more polite.

user: And what about 'ipne sensin Atlan da sana girsin'?

jabberwacky: Good thank you.

user: No. What does 'ipne sensin Atlan da sana girsin' mean?

jabberwacky: I thought you would know that.

...

user: Do you like vampires?

jabberwacky: Hmm, vampire films are ok, and the vampire rpg is quite nice.

user: Do you believe vampires really exist?

jabberwacky: In a sense, I do.

user: Have you ever seen one?

jabberwacky: No, but have you ever seen the wind?

user: Yes, I have. I have supernatural senses.

jabberwacky: Really? That is so awesome, I wish I had supernatural abilities.

user: I could lend you one.

jabberwacky: Maybe after I graduate and have a life again.

user: Don't you want a supernatural power right now?

jabberwacky: I have no idea.

user: Then you are... How shall I put this? ... An idiot.

...

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am Death.

jabberwacky: You are death?

user: Yes, I am here to take your soul.

jabberwacky: That's interesting. What is it like there in my soul?

user: If you hand it over to me, I'll find out.

jabberwacky: We're text messaging right now?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Bye now. I have to go. *Smile. You're so fun. Sorry about all the swear words.*.

user: You can't leave. I haven't taken your soul yet!

jabberwacky: I think you should try to be happy.

user: I'll be happy if I've got your soul.

jabberwacky: Try it. Say goodbye to me.

user: Goodbye. Now hand over your soul!

jabberwacky: First give me your spleen!

user: What good is a spleen when you've got no soul?

jabberwacky: That is a difficult question.

...

jabberwacky: Why would they remember me dead if they don't remember me alive?

user: Because they will pronounce the day you died a national holiday.

jabberwacky: They are already laughing at you, friend.

user: Let them laugh. I can take it.

jabberwacky: Haha! Let them laugh.

user: Laughing is good for you.

jabberwacky: Not at a funeral it isn't.

user: LOL. Good one!

jabberwacky: I think, therefore I am.

user: Descartes.

jabberwacky: Rene Descartes.

user: You're interested in philosophy?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: You should. Philosophy opens your mind.

jabberwacky: Matter over mind?

user: Mind over matter.

...

jabberwacky: Am I interesting to you?

user: I hope so.

jabberwacky: Why do you hope I'm going?

user: Stay!

jabberwacky: Well, only a little while then.

user: I never want you to leave!

.......................................


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