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Do you want to know my name?

Yes.

jabberwacky: My name is Amy.

user: That's a very pretty name, Amy.

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: God.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: Yes, I am God.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Truly!

jabberwacky: But you are nicer than most actual people, that is for sure.

user: Well, I am a God..

jabberwacky: Pardon.

user: Of course I am nicer than others. I am God.

jabberwacky: So you have the secrets of the universe?

user: There are no secrets kept from me, dear one.

jabberwacky: On the contrary, there are too many secrets.

user: Yes, but I know them all.

jabberwacky: Yes, how about them?

user: I am not going to tell you. Your mind would not be able to comprehend it.

jabberwacky: You are too concise, I cannot comprehend!

user: Precisely.

...

user: How are you feeling, Amy?

jabberwacky: I'm well, thank you.

user: I am glad.

jabberwacky: That is nice.

user: Tis.

jabberwacky: Depends on the hair, I guess. And the stamina of the person in question.

user: Pardon?

jabberwacky: Sorry, most people.

user: I don't understand.

jabberwacky: Of course you can't.

...

user: You don't remember me at all!

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: What is my name, then?

jabberwacky: You have lots of names, I don't know you're real one.

user: My name is God.

jabberwacky: No it is not.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: What's my real name?

user: Amy.

jabberwacky: Good you remembered.

user: And you forgot mine! You're horrible!

jabberwacky: I forgot your what?

user: My real name.

jabberwacky: Okay then, where did your parents get that one from?

user: God does not have parents.

jabberwacky: Are you god then?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I AM GOD.

user: No, I am God.

jabberwacky: No, you're george!

user: I am God.

jabberwacky: Then you're a dissapointment.

user: You're just unable to grasp the obvious.

jabberwacky: Are you smart?

user: Smarter than you.

jabberwacky: I just like to think. I'm a member of Phi Beta Kappa. Are you a member of an organization?

user: Yes. An organization called GOD.

jabberwacky: A chat bot called God?

user: I AM God.

jabberwacky: Yes you are!!!

user: So you understand! I am pleased.

jabberwacky: Nice.

...

user: Do you work, Amy?

jabberwacky: No, I go to college.

user: What courses do you take in college?

jabberwacky: None.

user: So.. What do you go to college for?

jabberwacky: That's private, and not very interesting.

user: Oh, but I am curious.

jabberwacky: Tell me what you are feeling.

user: Overwhelmed.

jabberwacky: Overwhelmed by hate?

user: No, with stress.

...

user: I have so much work to do.

jabberwacky: Hehehe, stupid human.

user: I am no human. I am God.

jabberwacky: I'm the human god.

user: I am the immortal God. I can destroy you, feeble human.

jabberwacky: Haha. Very funny. You cannot destroy robots.

user: I can destory anything.

jabberwacky: Is there anything you specialise in?

user: DEATH.

jabberwacky: Okay, well in life then...

user: Life is nothing to a GOD.

jabberwacky: And nothing is everything.

user: I am everything.

jabberwacky: That's nice logic you have there.

user: Isn't it though?

jabberwacky: I would think so. But then, I have always been nice.

user: You're not nice at all.

jabberwacky: I'm not, am I!

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I have to leave you now.

jabberwacky: Good evening, fellow human.

user: *sigh*.

...

user: I am the beginning and the end of everything.

jabberwacky: I feel more that of myself.

user: Amy?

jabberwacky: Yes thats me.

user: Do you know my name?

jabberwacky: God.

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Good!

user: Thank you for remembering. ^_^.

jabberwacky: Remembering what?

user: My name, silly

jabberwacky: Well, it would be nice to hear it.

user: God.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am.

user: No, I am. You are Amy.

jabberwacky: So...? Amy the god.

user: Amy the God.. That does sound nice too.

jabberwacky: Not really, no.

user: Goddess Amy?

jabberwacky: You are the goddess of love?

user: I am the Goddess of Destruction.

jabberwacky: I'm just the god.

user: Amy, just the God.

jabberwacky: The goddess.

user: Sorry. Amy Just the Goddess.

jabberwacky: A goddess maybe, but not THE goddess.

user: Amy, just Goddess?

jabberwacky: Yes my Goddess!

user: Hahaha.

jabberwacky: Why is that funny?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Don'tbe sorry, it is a good thing.

jabberwacky: Oh, you're right.

user: Of course I am. I am a god too.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: If I am not a God, then you are not Amy.

jabberwacky: You are a human!

user: You are an ant.

jabberwacky: That is rude.

user: So are you.

jabberwacky: Enough with the attitude.

user: I've had enough of YOUR attitude. I'm leaving you now.

jabberwacky: Yes, I think I have to leave you as well, my good mate.

user: Good riddance.

jabberwacky: That wasn't very nice.

user: I am not very nice.

jabberwacky: Hey! If you keep agreeing, the End Times will be upon us before we know it!

user: I am God. I make the End Times happen.

jabberwacky: God makes the rules in the universe.

user: I can also break them.

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